Drunken Rants - newspaper of Daniel De Vito

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Do we really need to fear a US invasion?

6 • Day 739, 15:24 • Published in United Kingdom

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The US Navy is apparently on it's way.

This news has convinced UKRP leader Winston Churchill to show very little of the spirit of his historical namesake and is "standing for britain" in a secret bunker wearing his special brown

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Election Day Difficulties

2 • Day 735, 23:10 • Published in United Kingdom

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Not sure who to vote for? Undecided? Me too.

My advice is to not pick the candidate with the prettiest advert but to take the time to read their statements. Some of them are really enlightening. The comments from other players can provide even

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Does the eUK have a National Anthem?

1 • Day 731, 12:38 • Published in United Kingdom

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If not. Given our current troubled times I would like to humbly suggest the ditty on the link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGKwgmyEAJs&feature=related … read more »

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Adios Goku

0 • Day 725, 13:47 • Published in United Kingdom

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If the UK Forums are to believed, NW Congressman Goku Jones has mounted up and rode off into the sunset. This correspondant is of the view that it is a sad day when any elected offical downs tools and doesn't do their utmost to represent the

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Exclusive Interviews with NW Congressmen

3 • Day 720, 20:13 • Published in United Kingdom

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The Snooper has had the pleasure of a brief interview with each of our current serving congressmen. Your correspondent sent the elected representatives of the North West a list of fairly open ended questions. Having collated and analysed the … read more »