Do we really need to fear a US invasion?

Day 739, 15:24 Published in United Kingdom New Zealand by Daniel De Vito

The US Navy is apparently on it's way.

This news has convinced UKRP leader Winston Churchill to show very little of the spirit of his historical namesake and is "standing for britain" in a secret bunker wearing his special brown trousers.

The question the snooper asks, is do we really need to worry? We have strong MPP's. Our armed forces are well led and organised and as the Snooper's exclusive picture shows, the average US Sailor is simply too fat for his own boat.