Communist Superman News - newspaper of Steam7

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COBRATARD Rising (Sadly we lack Dio and Blackmore)

6 • Day 1,136, 17:20 • Published in Canada Canada

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From the farthest depths of the sea, rises something that shouldn't of ever been in the sea....COBRA!!

Sadly,cobra's cant breathe underwater so it had 7% brain damage, a

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[SCANDAL] Peanut Butter Pickle Time in 24 Sussex Drive?! [Scandal]

10 • Day 1,109, 12:30 • Published in Canada Canada

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People of eCanada,i have a message for all o' y'all.

I have heard rumors,allegations,claims of President Fox Blutch engaging in...Peanut Butter Pickle Time (shall we

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Proposal for Impeachment of Fox Blutch

22 • Day 1,087, 21:24 • Published in Canada Canada

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So...shit went on in IRC,Fox Blutch decided his rule is law,that the Constitution and Congress arent important and that he can get people banned from IRC for fighting agaisnt eCanada(which was never approved by Congress or anything,hell it wasnt

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Lines! you drew out of them!

11 • Day 1,048, 18:41 • Published in Canada Canada

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Saltydog has been so offensive on #eCan these past 26 seconds... HERE IS WHAT HE SAID.

[21:37] LESBIANS like WOMEN

THIS IS UNBELIVABLY OFFENSIVE AND AND IT MADE ME DRAW OUT OF THE LINES SO MY DRAWING DIDNT LOOK GOOD :'(

I

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Steam7 for Congressman in the Yukon

7 • Day 944, 23:13 • Published in Canada Canada

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Hello people of Yukon! My name is Steam7 and I will be running for Congress in the great territory that is the Yukon, I am running for the Socialist Party of Canada but under the flag of the Union Nationale.

I decided to run for Congress after