COBRATARD Rising (Sadly we lack Dio and Blackmore)

Day 1,136, 17:20 • Published in Canada Canada • by Steam7

From the farthest depths of the sea, rises something that shouldn't of ever been in the sea....COBRA!!



Sadly,cobra's cant breathe underwater so it had 7% brain damage, a permanent slur it and it also cant use its hands properly but it should still manage to write 1000 words a day so no worries, it might also magically fix itself...trust me! Ive seen it happen before.

So he became a bit slow,therefore needed a new name...COBRATARD IS WHAT IT SHALL NOW BE KNOWN AS.

So onto srsbsn.

Who are we?

Why would you need to know,we are COBRATARD that is all.

What are we?

We are terror, we are truth, we are lulz, we are all that you want us to be, we are all that you fear.

Why are we back from the depths of the seas, coming back up with the piranhas (sadly we dont have 3D...you know we gotta pay our spies in the government and in Congress,cant afford high technology)?

Well why not, its always a good time for lulz isn't it...Also there has been a lack of terror lately, with France pulling out what do the simple folk have to fear..nothing until we come back that is.

We are everywhere, we can be in the Congress, we can be in Cabinet, we can be in the judicial system, we can be in CSIS, we can be in the CAF, we can be in TCO. We are in Wes Lewis(HE IS SO DAMN WET..MMM...WET WES).


How should you poor little citizens react?

Like this!




COBRA IS BACK BABY, AND WE'RE GONNA ROLL!!