Admiral Ackbar says... - newspaper of Dean Kong

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Hahaha the Indonesians still fail

12 • Day 1,050, 20:57 • Published in Australia

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Not only have they once again stolen the intellectual property of XG (the official seal of the PM), they have managed to stuff up pretty much everything else in their ad.

"that the eAustralia"
"our President"
"stronger future"

Seriously you

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Dinki Di Aussies may be saying ooroo to EDEN soon?

26 • Day 1,013, 00:32 • Published in Australia

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Oy! EDEN! Guess you've been caught with your daks around your clackers! There is a very high disatisfaction with EDEN in eAustalia right now, and guess where it starts? Lack of communication. I have been CP-in-exile for nearly a whole month by now,

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Citizens of eAustralia - Serbians conspire to take our resources

46 • Day 1,006, 05:15 • Published in Australia

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Thanks to our extensive intelligence branch and the tireless work of our agents, we have discovered that there is a plan in the pipeline between two of Phoenix's major … read more »

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DON'T BE A LOSSER FIGHT

4 • Day 1,000, 07:57 • Published in Australia

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everyday we don't fight we loss

everyday you not fighting you lose exp
everyday you don't fighting you lose wellness
everyday your employers don't fight you lose productivity
everyday you lose productivity your employer lose money
everyday

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An Address from the Prime Minister of eAustralia.

27 • Day 993, 22:11 • Published in Australia

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Good afternoon eAustralians. Your democratically chosen Prime Minister here with an update on what my government has been doing since the day you have elected me. In case … read more »