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The rantings and ravings of Mellie, coming to your house since late Beta.

A Declaration of Love for My Darling Husband...on His Birthday : )

23 Day 344, 11:12 Published in Turkey Turkey

Editor's note: Unlike the onrche letters, these are genuine words of love.





Sevgilim -

Rüyalarımın erkeğisin!!! You are … read more »

I'm Back!

25 Day 342, 10:56 Published in Turkey Turkey

Greetings My Fellow eRepublikans!

I have officially returned to Ankara after a three day political sabbatical in Iran. Why only three days? Well, quite frankly, it took me only one day to realize that I cannot have sabbaticals. My people here

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I Feel So...Dirty

20 Day 340, 23:09 Published in Turkey Turkey

My Onrche,

Everytime you say "LOL," I really hear "LOVE." I realize that you have to posture extreme masculinity to remain in power in Turkey. But, I want you to know that no matter how many times you reject me, I will keep trying to win your

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My Wanton Lust Letter for Onrche

8 Day 339, 16:30 Published in Turkey Turkey

Onrche -

Ever since you rejected me, you have never left my thoughts. Each day, my desire for you grows stronger. I am quickly becoming a wanton sex goddess waiting to be ravaged by your evilness. Every time you create another multi, I get

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My Dirty Secret...

14 Day 339, 12:47 Published in Turkey Turkey

As I have foolishly ran to Iran, I have been bombarded with the question: "Why?" I have repressed the real answer to this question for so long out of shame. Ladies and gentlemen, the real reason I left Turkey: I am crazy for Onrche/onrche/ghost of

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