A Bird's Eye View

About my newspaper

That eagle isn't looking at you with stalwart, menacing eyes, he is just wondering what the f**k is coming next. He is just as confused as the rest of us....

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The Alternative Elite

74 • Day 2,375, 20:29 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

So perhaps I found something to rant and rave about. Finally, something has me pissed off enough to write an article. As a wannabe member of the Alternative Elite (a new term coined by this

FREEDOM! (and of course hot bartender pic)

4 • Day 2,351, 21:20 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

I regained consciousness somewhere in Bulgaria missing a sock, a combat boot and nursing the most magnificent hangover the world has ever seen. I am having a hard time remembering what happened this week but I have horrible visions of evil bunnies

Socialist Freedom Party Donations and Hot Bartender Pic

4 • Day 2,336, 14:25 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

Hello fellow Freedom Fighters! No rants or raves today unless I want to start bitching about how we are losing territory and bonuses at an alarming rate or CSRF attacks. Not today though because today is about giving and brotherhood. Here at the

Romanian Hangover

4 • Day 2,327, 09:47 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

I woke up this morning in the alley behind my favorite bar in Romania this morning. I don’t remember too much but I do recall lots of vodka and something the locals call tzuika. Awful stuff. I also remember my bartender who, as it turns out, isn’t

Of Rants and Rage to Come...

8 • Day 2,318, 08:16 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

OK so I finally started my newspaper. I intend to rant about whatever needs ranting about. At this time I really don't have enough pent up anger or nearly enough booze in my system to be pissed off enough to effectively get really riled up. I will