The Alternative Elite

Day 2,375, 20:29 Published in USA USA by PilotPhil

So perhaps I found something to rant and rave about. Finally, something has me pissed off enough to write an article. As a wannabe member of the Alternative Elite (a new term coined by this gentleman) I have very much enjoyed the "conversation" that followed the article written by Jude Conners. Many of you have read it and if you haven't, you really should.

How long do all of us "regular" eAmericans have to put up with this crap? How long do we all pay insanely high taxes so a few at the top can fight their unjust wars? Apparently we have ten million dollars in the bank yet the ruling class elites can't see to unburden us AT ALL? We can't drop the tax rate any? Bul**hit! I don't expect living here to be free, I can pay my taxes like everyone else, but lets be reasonable.

A while back when new countries were announced, we at the Socialist Freedom Party had a discussion about all moving to Cuba. Many thought how nice it would be to not have the oppressive "leadership" of the country to contend with. How much easier it would be to take the whole party and lead a new country into a bright future. After some discussion, most (many?) of us decided our efforts were better spent fighting for change here. For the most part we all dig it here in America. We have great theme parks and cool mountains and lots of space and tons of places to get great soup.



We have a really cool flag and awesome beaches and even a few hot bartenders...



(of course I had to work that in somehow)

This place is great for the most part. What sucks is the leadership that would rather fight wars that enrichen a lucky few instead of cutting everyone a bit of a break. We have enough money in the bank now. If the evil Serbs try to take over Disneyland or chop down our flagpoles or kidnap Santa or whatever heinous acts their devious minds come up with, we can stop them. We will stop them. Period. No doubt in my mind.

Did anyone notice that Brazil got tired of our $hit and left? We were so busy killing beavers that we did nothing when they were in need. We just sat on our bloody, frozen, red white and blue toques and watched them get kicked around. We lost a good ally because we were too busy sniffing maple syrup and eating backbacon.

It is time for change. Question your leadership. Get angry. There are a few folks here that are getting tired of the status quo. Join us if you are ready for something different.

A shoutout for the Black Sheep for the upcoming elections as well!