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Making Lemons from Lemonade

11 • Day 304, 13:52 • Published in Pakistan

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So there's these pig-disgusting bulgarians and swedes posing as Chinese in a foolhardy attempt to "liberate" them from the infinite wisdom and power of God-Emperor Dio Brando. There has been much raging among the people of Pakistan.

But today I

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Literary Genius

7 • Day 292, 10:06 • Published in Pakistan

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Credits to Parsley Magnet for the first story and Grawflemaul for the second.

Erepublik the New Worl😛 Real World Consequences

Marlon Brando who was Dio Brandos brother was one day in Pakistan scrawling messages in the sand. He got a PM from

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HOUSING TAXES - REMEMBER TO PAY THEM

21 • Day 286, 08:36 • Published in Pakistan

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Every month several Pakis awake to find that their houses have vanished. This is because you must pay a monthly housing tax to keep it.

Now, here in Pakistan we generally have a crushing tax (set by mayors) of 0.00 PKR. Even if this doesn't seem

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HOW TO GET RE-HIRED

6 • Day 275, 09:52 • Published in Pakistan

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We've had the companies of the PSP back for a day now, but re-hiring everyone is much more difficult then we thought. Of the more than 100 job offers I sent yesterday, mabye 15 of them worked. The others were all deleted by the server before people

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RE-HIRING GAEMS

10 • Day 272, 09:57 • Published in Pakistan

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For every Pakistani Space Program worker who lost their job due to the hacker:

We're in the process of re-acquiring the companies lost to the hacker. Once we get them, we'll begin the painful process of re-hiring the hundreds of workers. To make