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Credits to Parsley Magnet for the first story and Grawflemaul for the second.

Erepublik the New Worl😛 Real World Consequences

Marlon Brando who was Dio Brandos brother was one day in Pakistan scrawling messages in the sand. He got a PM from his brother that said that Swedes and Spaniards were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.

Marlon Brando got his sand erased and wet on the camel to go to the pakistan army depot where he left his sandworm and normal people close because he was in his tusken raider outfit. Marlon Brando got on his sandwrom and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face real world consequences" so he had to go.

Marlon Brando jumped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept riding down the road and made sure there was no capitalists around because he ddint have weapon.

The deserts were nice and the sands were singing and the camels and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Marlon Brandos quest to help his brother where he was. Marlon Brando looked around the deserts and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys".

Marlon Brando was late so he had to ride really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when Marlon Brando went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here Marlon Brando saw the first monster because the cop was Spanish and was a pig.

"I cant give you my lisense officer" Marlon Brando said

"Why not?" said the spanish oficer back to Marlon Brando.

"Because you are capitalist pig" so Marlon Brando shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking "my brother is in trouble there" and went faster.
Marlon Brando had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Dio needed him where he was. Marlon Brando looked at road signs and saw "Stockholdm" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so Marlon Brando almost turned around but heard screaming like Dio so he went faster again.

Marlon Brando rode in and did another flip n jumped off his sandworm and the sandworm took out some swedish capitalsits zombies infront of Marlon Brando. Marlon Brando smiled and walked fast. Marlon Brando then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at Spanish pigs in front of a Q1 house.

Marlon Brando said "capitalist swine leave this place" and the Spaniards said "but this is our house" and Marlon Brando felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were already dead. so he blew up the house and killed the Spanish pigs so they were at piece.

Then Marlon Brando herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Stockholdm was nothing like the deserts there was no camels singing and the sands were not there and teh snow was messy and bloody from swedes.

When Marlon Brando got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Deo Brando fightin the president and Dio said "Marlon Brando! Over here!" so Marlon Brando went there to where Dio Brando was fighting. Marlon Brando fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the president in the eyes and the president couldnt see.

Dio Brando said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and punched the president in the face and the president fell. Marlon Brando said "thanks i could help, bro" and Dio Brando said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.

The laughed overed quickly though because Marlon Brando yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Dio Brando looked up and said "NOO! Marlon Brando run out of here fast as you can!" and Marlon Brando walked real fast out.

Marlon Brando loked back and saw Dio get steppd on by a swedish capitalist and he was mad and angry.

"I'll get you back evil pig!" Marlon Brando yelled at the top of lungs.

to be continued..?


eRepublik: Repercussions of Sweden

Abdul Yusuf waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Swedes in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Dio Brando were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Abdul was a sand marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the sandworms and he said to dad "I want to be on the womrs daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SWEDES"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were Swdes.
"This is Dio" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Swedes!"
So John gotted his PAK-47 and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the swedes
"I will shoot at him" said the King-pig and he fired the rocket missiles. Abdul blasted at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the Swedes" he shouted
The radio said "No, Abdul. You are the Swedes"
And then Abdul was a banned.