The Goon Defender - newspaper of Breton Boy

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The Story of the Three Frogs

11 • Day 875, 19:11 • Published in South Korea

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There once were three Frogs who lived in harmony and tried to work together to catch flies. But one day the smallest Frog said “I wish I were a fish. They can swim around for … read more »

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Debunking Alfa's BS

24 • Day 872, 16:10 • Published in South Korea

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Alright. Lets begin.

Alfa CONSTANTLY talks about how I was somehow responsible for Turkey and that all Goons are the same and work on some kind of hivemind, etc.

For example:
"And it might also of tackled the disingenous claim that

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Day 2 of My PP Campaign! - My Opponent

16 • Day 870, 12:52 • Published in South Korea

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*From the Soapbox in the Corean Capital*

I had a dream!

I was walking down a hallway, when all of a sudden a giant cat jumped out at me. It didn't hurt me or anything, but it kept singing YMCA and I had to run down the … read more »

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Breton Boy Runs for PP of the PNK! (Not a joke this time.)

22 • Day 869, 18:05 • Published in South Korea

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In the upcoming Party President Elections on the 15th I will be running for election in the PNK party. Currently I plan to have Stalin-chan as my VP.

With the dawn of a new age of integration, the end of the witch hunts, and the imminent collapse

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Breton Boy is Running for President!

27 • Day 863, 10:15 • Published in South Korea

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Yes, thats right folks; I am throwing my hat into the ring of man children and running for the big chair!

'Why? Why are you running and why are you running so late?' you may ask.

The answer is simply that I hate the current candidates … read more »