Day 2 of My PP Campaign! - My Opponent
Day 870, 12:52
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Published in South Korea 
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by Breton Boy
*From the Soapbox in the Corean Capital*
I had a dream!
I was walking down a hallway, when all of a sudden a giant cat jumped out at me. It didn't hurt me or anything, but it kept singing YMCA and I had to run down the hallway in the other direction.... only I was now on a boat... a boat with wings. It took me to Mexico where Frogs had couped the government of Santa Claus and had begun to eat children alive before my very eyes! Then I woke up.
It was a weird dream, but I guess it meant that I'm really afraid of furries and want them all shipped to the Rock in Space, Pluto.
Now where was I? Oh yes! Today will be the second day of my Electoral Campaign. Now, as so far Elgrand has yet to post a platform, whereas I have, it seems only right to start off with the Traditional Campaign Segment I like to call: My Opponent.
My Opponent:
*I have never eaten a live baby. Can my opponent say the same?
*I heard a rumour that Elgrand once assassinated the French President from a clock-tower. If it isn't true why hasn't he denied it yet? If it is true, then why is he now free to walk the streets?
*I will never abandon my mother at a homeless shelter.
*My opponent has yet to come out against Fan Death. Could he be planning on Fan Killing the entire Senate like in the opening of Star Trek Nemesis?
*My opponent has made Orgs without permission... could they be... SLEEPER ORGS INTENT ON DESTROYING INDO AND PLUNGING US INTO WW3!?
*I have never made a forum to replace an existing one.
*I have experience in playing Pokemon... does Elgrand? How can we trust someone to run a party when he doesn't even know that you can only have 6 Pokemon in one at once?!
*My opponent once said he wanted to turn the party into a cult for an ice daemon. Do we really want a daemonic cult in SK?
Now, I'm not saying my opponent is evil, I'm just asking question here... questions that so far nobody has been brave enough to ask!
See you tomorrow!
I had a dream!
I was walking down a hallway, when all of a sudden a giant cat jumped out at me. It didn't hurt me or anything, but it kept singing YMCA and I had to run down the hallway in the other direction.... only I was now on a boat... a boat with wings. It took me to Mexico where Frogs had couped the government of Santa Claus and had begun to eat children alive before my very eyes! Then I woke up.
It was a weird dream, but I guess it meant that I'm really afraid of furries and want them all shipped to the Rock in Space, Pluto.
Now where was I? Oh yes! Today will be the second day of my Electoral Campaign. Now, as so far Elgrand has yet to post a platform, whereas I have, it seems only right to start off with the Traditional Campaign Segment I like to call: My Opponent.
My Opponent:
*I have never eaten a live baby. Can my opponent say the same?
*I heard a rumour that Elgrand once assassinated the French President from a clock-tower. If it isn't true why hasn't he denied it yet? If it is true, then why is he now free to walk the streets?
*I will never abandon my mother at a homeless shelter.
*My opponent has yet to come out against Fan Death. Could he be planning on Fan Killing the entire Senate like in the opening of Star Trek Nemesis?
*My opponent has made Orgs without permission... could they be... SLEEPER ORGS INTENT ON DESTROYING INDO AND PLUNGING US INTO WW3!?
*I have never made a forum to replace an existing one.
*I have experience in playing Pokemon... does Elgrand? How can we trust someone to run a party when he doesn't even know that you can only have 6 Pokemon in one at once?!
*My opponent once said he wanted to turn the party into a cult for an ice daemon. Do we really want a daemonic cult in SK?
Now, I'm not saying my opponent is evil, I'm just asking question here... questions that so far nobody has been brave enough to ask!
See you tomorrow!
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I hope you're joking...
And I hope YOU'RE joking
What is it with South Korea and failing to get humor?
I have no idea... there isn't really anything to talk about since Elgrand has posted next to nothing, so I posted a humorous diatribe.
Instead of laughing, 1000 Koreans stiffs will soon be screaming at me to 'cease my slander and leave Corea at once'. They might even throw in some name calling.
🙁 Maybe this is why Sk's flag doesn't have a happy face on it?
I have experience playing Pokemon...
Good to know. 🙂
Voted! I quite enjoyed this.
Im still worried about that fan death issue, elgrand any rebuttle?
Elgrand will probably just make all the fans look 'sexy' and then let them kill us all in our sleep.
I'm kinda diggin' the daemonic cult thing.
"What is it with South Korea and failing to get humor? "
Maybe it's just not that funny of a joke?
I think there is a question we all have on our minds....
IS THE CAKE REALLY A LIE?
I surely hope this form of campaigning isn't going to replace good old-fashioned PM's of party members. I appreciate political competition, but it's a party of, what, twelve people? There's something to be said for being personable, for knocking on doors and having one-on-one conversations.
I'm not merely running for the leader of a small party, I'm running for leader of a important new party that shall attract people from around the country.
Why send annoying PMs begging for favours to 12 people, when I can post here for everyone to see what I plan to do and actually convince people to join and support me from around the country?
I'm not just campaigning for myself, but for an entire party concept. Invite 12 people to join in on your dreams, and you'll end up with 12 people sharing in your dreams. Invite the entire country to join in on your dreams, and you'll be surprised how many decide to do just that. Surly more then 12, I can tell you that.
Torgo doesn't have experience with Pokemon per se, but he does have a pocket monster.
This is an excellent article!