Debunking Alfa's BS

Day 872, 16:10 • Published in South Korea South Korea • by Breton Boy

Alright. Lets begin.

Alfa CONSTANTLY talks about how I was somehow responsible for Turkey and that all Goons are the same and work on some kind of hivemind, etc.

For example:
"And it might also of tackled the disingenous claim that Breton Boy doesn't know the eTurkey destroyers (ignoring the fact that the players previous character was one of them) as he seems to talk to them on a frequent basis."

Let us look at some facts that I can back up and you can explore.

1. Go look at my Birthday on eRep. Notice how it is really new?

2. Go look at my Uncle "Gorgo Primus" 's Birthday on eRep. Notice how it isn't 3 years old, which it would have to be in order to be involved in Turkey?

3. Go here. http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=149270 See my join date? WELL after 3 years, which is what it would need to be to be part of Turkey.

Now that we've proven that Alfa has been talking out of his ass on one thing, let us look at another of his claims.

Do all Goons always agree on everything? Does this even need to be answered? Doesn't the fact that we had a freaking CIVIL WAR in China over a disagreement prove this claim is garbage? I'd say so.

Next, the claim that Goons LOVE to PTO. Since it has been established by FP that joining a party and voting out the guys who were using it to completely change it overnight isn't a PTO, we can go from there. I will tell you how Goons found parties if we can help it.

1. We look for a party with no one in it, or with only 2 or 3 people in it.
2. We move there and run.

Done.

If we can't find an empty party we spend the 40 gold and make our own. From there we run in elections. This isn't a PTO because we get involved the the community and often have massive native support in the areas we run. Sure there are lots of people who cry that we're PTOing but I think its clear that the term is meaningless half the time if it just applies to new members, who were born in the country of question, who run in elections after a few weeks and wins.

Now let us disprove that all Goons are the same. Take a look at these fellows:
http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Phaedrus_Lidox
http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Giray_Garriscus
http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Ikarti

These were KEY leaders in adventures past. Notice how none of them are here? That is because they moved on to other things. They currently have no contact with Stalin or I and nothing to do with us here.

Next let as look at the definition of Collective Punishment. You'll like this.

"A penalty imposed on every member of a group without regard to his or her involvement in the group's actions and conduct."

Source: http://www.businessdictionary.com/definition/collective-punishment.html

This is what you have all been doing to us since the day we got here. Don't see anything wrong with it? Let us look at how this phenomenon is looked at by the civilized world.

It's a CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY. Source: http://books.google.co.uk/books?hl=en&lr=&id=MbiedpEFzbYC&oi=fnd&pg=PR11&dq=collective+punishment+crime+against+humanity&ots=9hSxdeREhF&sig=snS-xGMu2vs_ZrWmXo17iz_Hsxk#v=onepage&f=false

You can look it up all over the place if you wish. What is a Crime Against Humanity? It is the worst crime a person can commit according to the Nuremberg Laws and the UN.

So now that I've shown Alfa is a horrible person who lies out of his ass, let us look at who he is.

Brace yourselves... ALFAGREM WAS A GOON! The reason he's so pissy? He was probably permabaned for doing something stupid. Thats my guess.

An ex-Goon with a grudge against anyone who reminds him of the life he once had, that is who and what he is. That is who has taken so much delight in these witch hunts, and why he slanders us at every turn. But he can't quite wipe the mark of Lowtax off himself... he knows that in all likely hood he served in a Goon army somewhere... maybe in the GoonsSquads in EVE or WOW.

But Goons are like a continent in that we have several subcultures with VERY different ideas on what is acceptable behaviour. GoonsSquads will not be making an appearance here; that we can promise you.