VOTE Pfeiffer for Bride of Jude

Day 1,973, 16:47 • Published in USA USA • by Jude Connors
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A Message from His Holyness Pope Jude the First
MAY THE LOVE OF DIO BE WITH YOU, IN YOU FOREVER!!!

Greetings and Salutations, My Fellow Americans and Ajay:

Brothers and sisters... friends... haterz... butthurt victims of my awesomeness... and the easily fooled...

It's been a few days since I have spoken to my friends, foes, and followers; and no day seemed more perfect than today to grace you all with the presence of His Holyness Pope Jude the First. You see, today is the fifteenth of April, a day of Judgment for many. Today, the eWorld goes to the polls to vote for their choice as the person who will lead their community next term. In addition, Pfeiffer has to hand over Canada to Fingerguns to prove his undying devotion to her. EDIT: She already rejected him... BADLY!!!



The election day for Party President has arrived. Like my long-time friend, fellow p/h Federalist and recent convert CrashThompson said to me the other day, today's election is in many ways more important than any of the other elections because you choose the person who leads your community. The Country President may run the nations and Congress may decide where the money goes, but the Party President decides the fate of your most immediate community, your party. I paraphrased him there, but truer words have never been spoken. So make sure that you are sure of your choice and please have some actual reasoning behind your choice.


I am a proud/horny member of the Federalist Party now and we recently had a primary on our forums with EnterAwesome winning a close race. She came out on top by only FOUR votes to defeat Duncan Crowe for her first shot at the hot spot. EnterAwesome has run for Fed PP twice before. I guess the old saying is true... Third Time's the Charm!



I voted for ENTERAWESOME!!!

Truth is... in my opinion, the absolute BEST qualities a PP can have come from two simple words - FUN and ACTIVITY. Whereas all three candidates have proven capable of leading the party in the next month, I felt that EA can bring the FUN and ACTIVITY to levels that the other two just can't.

Some (even I did and I talked to her at length about it, so there) can question her youth and inexperience, but when you sit back and look at things... you can see she is the best choice..

Let's say she has a shitty, horribly awful month. Well... that would suck for the party, right? However, The Federalist Party is FULL of capable people who WILL step up and make sure the party doesn't suffer too badly. Now... let's say she is everything that the MAJORITY of us thinks she is and smokes this term. How p/h do you think you would be when she rocks it?

I looked at all sides of this before voting. I talked to plenty of people, tossing my opinions, ideas, fears, and excitement to them and did the same for a few other people. In the end, I think that EVEN JUST THE CHANCE of an awesome month of EA is the best way to go, and for that... I voted for ENTERAWESOME!

I want to take this time to congratulate EnterAwesome and wish her success in her upcoming term as leader of the proud/horny Federalists.

HISTORICAL NOTE: EA became the youngest RL player to lead the Federalist Party.

SIDENOTE: I have begun the process of e-adopting EA to be my first-ever eDaughter.



ATO Operations are in effect today, as they always are on elections days in the eUSA. With the domestic terrorist threat from Ajay, with the backing of several foreign enemies who want to bring forth the demise of our great nation and a party of mostly mindless drones who do whatever he says, we must ever remain vigilant. If your party is secure, please go to #voting on Rizon IRC to help secure America from power-hungry maniacs.

Speaking of everyone's favorite loser, he's at his old tricks again. I obtained a copy of a recent mass message that he has been sending to members of the Federalist Party, spreading lies and his own brand of propaganda. He dares to call the Feds a bunch of bullies who discriminate against people because of their beliefs. I'm not gonna lie... I totally lol'd at that. Agay then linked an article of his in which he says that... get this... my soon-to-be bride, Pfeiffer is the Leader of the Federalists. LMAO. He's not even allowed to be in the chatroom or the forum!

But my favorite line in his rant of stupidity was this: If you want to pick a fight with someone, then man up, come to the AFA, and pick a fight with ME. OK then, I've PTO'd you a couple of times previously... CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

It's done, Pfeiffer... It's all over. Never have I seen such an epic rebuttal of declared love in my life. Fingerguns basically pwned Pfeiffer publically, systematically countering each and every public confession of his love with something with pure epicness. It can all be summed up with what she said in the last paragraph. Pfeiffer... You have lost this round miserably... This beta mess is so beneath the Pfeiffer I used to know. The Pfeiffer I know would never spend a week auditioning for the job of cuckold. Get it together.

There's no doubt your proposal has been rejected, Pfeiffer. The time has come for you to answer my proposal. Your attempted courtship has failed because Dio Brando has stated that you are supposed to be MY bride. Only then will the prophecy be filled. Only when you and the rest of the Pfarisees kiss the ring of His Holyness Pope Jude the First can true enlightenment come upon the New World.

I'M INVITING EVERYONE TO TELL PFEIFFER TO SAY YES TO MY OFFER TO HIM TO BE MY BRIDE!!! Send him a message explaining to him why you KNOW that Pfeiffer should be my bitc... errr... bride! YoungHOOD, my eSon and Cardinal Primate of the Highest Holy Church of Judeist Dioism, has even provided a template for you to use.

TELL PFEIFFER TO BE MY BRIDE!!!




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