SPECIAL EDITION - HIGH TREASON IN HIGH PLACES
George Armstrong Custer
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Dateline: Thursday July 22 (Day 975)
Location: Fort Sill, Oklahoma
Reporter: George Armstrong "F-Bomb" Custer
We Interrupt the Congressional Campaign for this Breaking News.
Today's scheduled article may or may not be published later today.
I fully expect to be severely censured for my actions in reporting these events.
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TREASON!
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PrincessMediPi was granted citizenship yesterday and immediately set up as candidate for Alaska
GLaDOS was granted citizenship tonight.
SEES leadership claims this is a huge PR victory.
When shouts of "TREASON" came into the forum thread it got locked.
PrincessMediPi, a longtime enemy of the USA, is granted Citizenship by Cromstar, a prominent controller of Congress.
A day later, GLaDOS, well respected enemy propagandist and PEACE/Phoenix political leader, is granted Citizenship by KillingTime, a SEES Party Leader who wields much power in the US Congress.
Both PrincessMediPi and GLaDOS join the S.E.E.S. Party
PrincessMediPi announces her candidacy for Congress,
to represent the State of Alaska
I read the thread, I composed and posted one. Within a few minutes there was a ton more posts. I composed a response. By the time I went to post, the thread had been locked.
Read the thread-- if it even stays up at all.
Things like this have a way of disappearing.
I'm calling it TREASON. Conspiracy and Treason.
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George Armstrong "F-Bomb" Custer
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Read the thread-- if it even stays up at all. Things like this have a way of disappearing.
I'm calling it TREASON. Conspiracy and Treason.
We need to get Killing Time
>Cromstar, a SEES Party Leader and prominent controller of Congress
niggaz trollan
WE NEED A PRESIDENT TO ACT ON THIS NOW!
you wish you were cool like Pi and GLaDOS.
/me thrusts
Quote: "PrincessMediPi, a longtime enemy of the USA, is granted Citizenship by Cromstar, a SEES Party Leader and prominent controller of Congress."
A) PrincessMedyPi
😎 Longtime enemy ... that was the former VP, CoS, Congresswoman, etc. of the USA ... is supported by the POTUS.
C) Cromstar in SEES, wut?
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This article is bad and you should feel bad.
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I threw it together in a hurried rage.
I've been making corrections as I've looked things up and have been talking with people.
Cromstar is not in SEES.
PrincessMediPi, your glory days in the US were before my time. I've known you only as an enemy propgandist.
Tom McDougal.. nice paragraph. you're right, I was pissed. I'm guessing nobody has ever published an article and had to go back and make corrections.. I'm the first one ever.
Henry.. nice independent thought, there.
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look, folks.. I like GLaDOS. I've been a fan since I started writing. GLaDOS and Zoli are the two premier propagandists in the game-- bummer that Zoli has become inactive, and GLaDOS's work has slipped lately.
but you don't go from Enemy to Citizen and running for Congress overnight.
remember the crap Syrup got for approving Zoli a couple months ago? basically ended his political career.. these same people ate him alive for approving Zoli.
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and, really.. I have a paragraph of bitching text there.. and I've edited my errors.
the rest of it is screen shots.
what part of screen shots is not the truth?
Cool Story Bro
This ain't right. Screw SEES.
Did someone say waterboarding?
>what part of screen shots is not the truth?
I don't believe mellie has a giant red arrow on her profile
this is why im in the military....politics is nothing but a big bunch of posturing and e-peen measuring, on both sides.....good luck guys, have fun with all this crap.
I'll give you credit for pointing out the hypocrisy: "these same people ate him alive for approving Zoli."
But it has since become a fad to be friendly with the popular folks on the enemy side, and if you go against the forum bandwagon, you're going to get run over by it.
>and if you go against the forum bandwagon, you're going to get run over by it
QFT
You forgot Collinar. They are all powerful players who can useful. But there is no reasoning with an uninformed idiot.
idk about you, but having former enemies fight on our side is a win.
Stupid shi...stuff like this makes me want to apply for Canadian citizenship.
"You forgot Collinar. They are all powerful players who can useful. But there is no reasoning with an uninformed idiot.
idk about you, but having former enemies fight on our side is a win."
Naive. Not to mention SEES drove the eUS fucking nuts for two months saying we have enemies of the state in our politics that will destroy us if we don't all join top five parties and trust them to keep everything safe and proper. Kind of stupid for them to do this after annoying the shit out of everyone about people like this getting citizenship and entering our politics.
For fuck sakes, GLADOS just said he thought the eUS was the greatest threat to eworld peace in an interview recently.
Max, don't go insulting people for being uninformed when you seem just as uninformed.
Congress, just when you thought they couldn't get any worse.
I sense a little tension here.
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Medypi is irrelevant, but why Glados? Really?
Dell Fargus dont waste your time in eCanada man. A bunch of citizens fought FOR france AGAINST canada and then asked to get citizenship and it was granted. those traitors were hardly punished at all.
it seems like this is normal.....
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but yeah,I'm hardly a threat these days :3
I just want to help out andwhatnot jeeze
@shineybluepope
It seems that you are SEESaphobic. SEES has proven their commitment to the country time after time. I could show examples, but I have a feeling that the core of people who do not understand what SEES does will not be moved.
Go ahead, keep up your fear-mongering.
This article is redicules. Cromstar isn't in SEES and has done untold good for this country over more then a year's service. Killingtime is the guy who pays for our community forums out of his own pocket and administrates them with his own time. The debt we owe him as a country is inmeasurable. Take your McCarthy style tactics and leave.
I suppose you are right Max. SEES sucks donkey balls in my point of view and nothing you say would really make me think otherwise.
You do realize that people int he past accused Medy of being a spy and in the end it turned out to be someone else and she was innocent.
Hey krems, shut it. He let this guy into the country and it is his fault.
"You do realize that people int he past accused Medy of being a spy and in the end it turned out to be someone else and she was innocent."
Protip: That someone else was Michael Collins via hacking Leroy Combs. Custer must lrn2history, indeed.
Will someone tell me what exact harm GLaDOS can do by having citizenship? Run for congress would be the worst, and no one trusts him enough to vote for him. Jesus, he had American citizenship 3 months ago and then just left, and ironically you all threw the same batshit reaction when nothing at all happened.
@Gaius Julius: I'm not calling Medi a spy. I'm saying she was an enemy a few days ago and now she's running for Congress.
@Chisolm: it was Zoli with citizenship a few months ago, and it was this group who had the batshit reaction against Syrup for granting it.
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there's a lot of poor argument style going on here.
distracting from the central point by dragging off into other things.. like accusations of spying, or discrediting the good that players do, or connecting to other pieces of maybe/maybe not related history.
a thing happened.. couple things. enemies were granted citizenship. one has been put up as a candidate for Congress. I think it's fucked up. some players agree that this is fucked up, others don't.
not all that other crap.. other arguments for other days and other people.
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I dunno, Emerick... look at the numbers, the votes and comments to this article. not even in a league with any article containing the word "Emerick" in the title much less any actual Emerick content.
and look at the comments.. more against and downright flaming than in favor or agreement.
I wouldn't exactly say I have enough of a "following" for you and yours to sweat.. unless you just can't stand to see even a few minds open to opposing views.
>But it has since become a fad to be friendly with the popular folks on the enemy side, and if you go against the forum bandwagon, you're going to get run over by it.
This statement may be the dumbest one posted here. It has not recently become popular to be friendly with "the enemy " it has been happening for quite sometime.I have know glados for a long time and he is just another guy behind the computer screen. He has never actually wanted to come here and become a citizen until now and I believe he would be valuable asset to our community. You all of course are entitled to your opinions but really what harm could gladdos do ?
There are several people in the world who are not as intelligent as me and mine. That's a fact that you and others who support this article exemplify.
Do you forget that we successfully Americanized GF? He became a completely respected member of our community and was a shoe-in for president. He would be president right now, and we wouldn't be in the pile of shit we are right now if he hadn't buckled and ragequit. GLaDOS is currently fighting for us under my orders. The fact that we have taken damage from our enemy and added to ours should be enough for you people, but let's not forget that GLaDOS is an excellent social strategist. Who knows what he'll bring to the country?
In short, you're welcome.
lol.
Custar, why don't you just step back from the edge nice and slow like and admit this was an insane over-reaction.
I don't know you, but I sincerely get the feeling you were convinced of the nefarious nature of S.E.E.S. long before this and believed you were finally seizing upon the crux of our evil plan to undermine and destroy America.
Unfortunately, the crux of our evil plan eludes you once again. ;P
Everything's going according to plan.
>This is what milfags actually believe.