Enters DMV3 , CP of eCanada with a sinister smirk on his face, willing to be finally let into his devious mind.
Can we figure out what he is or will he throw us off the trail with his habitual guile? Let us find out...
1. State your name, RL nationality, eNationality, age and step aside for the mugshots.
Dennis, American, eCanadian.
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyways
2. What do you look like?
6 foot 180 blond hair blue/grey eyes. Think sexy neighbor.
3. Describe yourself in a line.
I'm crazy, motivated, fun, and a bit of a troll.
4. Do you have any supernatural powers? If yes, what can you do?
Does multiple orgasms count?
5. Your worst fear.
I would have to say my worst fear would have to be being eaten by the giant spider from Lord of the Rings.
6. Craziest thing you have ever done.
The craziest thing I'll admit to is playing this game for more than four years.
7. Three people you love on erep.
Josh Frost, TemujinBC, Smeeagain
8. Three people you dislike on erep.
Henry Pfeiffer Arundel, Iain Keers, Leo Balzac
9. Your shouts are quite violent and disturbing usually demanding blood and sacrifices. Your comments on that?
I like to stir things up, this game gets quite boring without a storyline or at least some trolling.
10. Recently you endorsed Brian's comment about the recent elections between Molly Emma and John Largo where he said "USA has to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Vote smart, Vote turd." Who is the turd that you voted for?
That comment was great trolling. I felt bad reposting it as both Largo and Molly Emma are friends, but it was too hilarious not to repost. It is honestly something I feel I would have said.
11. Last time when NueveOcho (98) was here, he said "That DMV3 brings a lot of hatred to the game." How would you respond to that?
I would have to say I like to stir things up and if I happen to encourage people to have strong feelings about me or about others because of that I'm okay with that
12. Sunsign - Libra
13. You turned Canada around and made it more dynamic. What are your plans now?
I'm trying to focus on helping our allies and rebuilding domestically for most of thr term. Maybe do something exciting late in the term.
14. What advice would you give Ireland?
Join LETO so we can wipe the UK together.
15. If you could do anything in your life, what would it be?
I would say travel the world.
16. Describe the following countries in one-line.
1. Argentina : best big bro ever
2. Spain: Pig disgusting
3. UK : Pansy asses
4. Serbia : loyal ally and friend, best PTOer ever
5. USA : arrogant and dysfunctional
6. Croatia : I actually like Croatia, despite the fact they're on the other side
17. Describe the following people in one line:
1. Pfeiffer : Arrogant megalomaniac
2. Iain Keers : Incompetent hack
3. Leo Balzac : Bitter c*nt
4. Hanibal LA : Great troll and a decent chap
5. Josh Frost : Cool Kitteh
6. Oblige: My favorite whale
7. Rolo Tahmasee : best treasurer ever!
18. People who exemplify the following qualities:
1. Power Hungry : every politician ever
2. Ass kisser : Oinyo (stabbed would also apply)
3. Genuinely Stupid : Ajay
4. Useless Braggart : Iain Keers
5. Friendly Angel : Cyber Witch
6. Funny : Xander Kross
7. Charming : Me
8. True leader : Still me
19. What is the one question you ask yourself the most?
Why am I still playing this game? Also where are my keys?
20. Your erep crush - Anything with a pen1s!
21. Fav music- I like Indie rock and punk.
Favorite movies - King's Speech, Inglourious Basterds, and Django
22. Anything you want to add section. And any ad u want to place, like a small banner or ur article etc
No that c*nt Plato pulled my article for flaming! Apparently he was jealous that my contest was liked more than his.
23. Any other thoughts.
I'm almost always joking. My philosophy is life is a joke and should be treated as such.
Therapist’s Verdict: Borderline Malignant Sociopath.
The Cure: None.
Fee: 20% of eCanada’s treasury.
Disclaimer: The views expressed above are solely of the patient and not of the therapist.
(Dio Empress and eIrish citizen)
PS: ASK your questions or troll him below. DMV3 SHALL REPLY
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