Psycho Analysis - 2 NueveOcho

Day 2,062, 04:35 • Published in Pakistan Serbia • by Nyx Lynx

Today into my office walk in a few cops escorting cCcNUEVEOCHOcCc in a straitjacket, mouthpiece and other kinds of restraints. Let us begin the assessment:




1.State your name, age, gender, RL nationality and eNationality

NueveOcho, 19, Machoteh, Spanish, Citizen of TWO

2. What is the idea behind your name?

When I started playing eR my (american) football jersey was 98, and as an imitation of Chad Ochocinco I picked that name.

3. Describe yourself in a line

Proud and H0rny.

4. Your worst fear?

Heights and TVT spam
http://www.erepublik.com/en?viewPost=10770864

5. Three favorite people on erep

Picking 3 is really hard :/
but if I have to pick 3 I'll pick EI Matador, Miigueez and Soloks.

6. Three people you hate on erep

Anyone in Spectra (Spanish fail MU) and the 'murican butthurt kids like DMV3 or Israel Stevens And lolper too. That DMV3 brings too much RL hate.

7. What do you look like?

Tall, blonde and blue eyes 😃
jk, 1'73 brown eyes and dark hair

8. Sunsign – Aquarius

9. What do you think about Spain wrt TWO

I think eSpain is a burden in TWO, they should be kicked (And a MEKday in Guayana 😃 )

MEK is a Portuguese MU, 3 months ago they RWed Guayana to cut Spain bonus and after a big tanking they won it and ranked TOP1 world MU that day
Anyways,salutes to MEK o7

10. Why should they be kicked out?

Well, they are helping the enemies of TWO, also vetoing many countries that ALL other TWO countries want into TWO. Plus Siddy in TWO can't be good

11. If you were CP of Spain, what would you do?

The only reason I would go back to eSpain is because I was high when I requested the CS 😃
So what I would do is quit doing drugs
And MPP Turkey, 4tehlulz xdxd

12. If TWO breaks up, what new alliances would that result into?

THREE and CTRL 2.0 😛
Anyways, I hope THREE learns from the past and tells eSpain to fuc1< off 😃

13. What is CoT upto these days?

Fail 😛
Trying to see if they can win a war

14. Your articles are pretty famous, what’s your secret?

Countryballs, small texts and boobs :3 And trolling

15. Describe the following people in one line:

1. Siddy Tramero --- A$$hole who only fights for his own interest

2. Mininuns --- Cool guy, an important TWO member, also, if Siddy and Spectra hate him he must be great

3. Romper --- has many €, but has a tank he sucks, he wins like 1 out of 50 battles

4. Rejep Tayyip Erdogan - He should run for Turkey CP, it can be very funny

5. Stoich --- Worst CoT SG ever 😃
We can agree that he is the guy that started the WW VI 😛

6. TheJakal –-- Great guy, great Politician and great tank, an A+ player 

7. Chuchi --- retard and failer, like any other Spectra member 😃

8. Hanibal LA –-- Awesome guy, 'murica #1 enemy XD

9. RGR –-- Sucks at madden 12 😛
No, really, a great guy, he should become PotUS, he can't do it any worse than unity

15. Describe the countries in one line:

1. Serbia --- I love those guys, best eR country 😃

2. Poland --- Great country too, I just can't understand why don't they tell eSpain to fuc1< off xdxd

3. Pakistan –-- eHoly land

4. Belarus --- Great eCountry full of great guys

5. USA --- As a eCountry is a fail XD, It is full of 13 year old kids full of hate

6. FyROM --- Thessaloniki, Macedonia, Greece and butthurts xdx

7. Argentina --- Argentina has really surpised me in the last months, they started helping the "enemy" alliance asking nothing in return, too bad Spain vetoed them

8. UK --- They are a small community, but with a big heart and willing to help their friends

9. Greece --- Bad asses, they are a powerful country

10. Cyprus --- Reign of lulz, funiest eCountry ever

16. Your ideal woman - 90-60-90 with blonde hair and green eyes

17. Your ideal man – Me :3

18. Your erep crushes – lolper. No one xdxd

19. Best thing in your erep life - Trolling and watching people crying for my actions xdxd

20. Worst thing in your erep life - Plato
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Therapist’s Verdict: INCURABLE

-Nyx Lynx
(authentic psychiatrist)





DISCLAIMER : The views expressed above are solely of the patient and does not reflect the views of the therapist.

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