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Has anybody seen my notebook? I'd really like it back, I need it for tomorrow.

New war orders:
Battle Orders Day 854 - 855 / Jour 854 - 855
From Canadian National Defense (Canada) [54 Votes];
Older but still relevant.
Vote it up!

1) {Canada} Thank you for the Media Mogul!
From Kyle321n (USA) [A full byte (255) Votes];

This dominates the top five for the second day in a row - he's published a new one in the meantime - Cake vs. Pie- The Ultimate Showdown.
Cake.
There's no decision.

2) Samuel de Champlain Officially Joins COBRA
From Augustus Baldwin (Canada) [81 Votes];

An interesting match is brewing in the comments between Spencer Magee and his (evil?) twin (brother?) Pants Magee. Hmm...

3) Attention: eCanada Courts, AG, Minister of Justice, CP
From Tyler F Durden (Canada) [71 Votes];

Tyler has finally come out with an article about his point of view on the Samuel de Champlain issue. Sorry Tyler, I usually like your views but this time I just don't see it. The only 'guilty party' you name that I can see the logic in is Chucky's involvement. Granted, it's not his job to look after judicial matters, but it is his job to oversee his ministers (including that of Justice).

4) The Housing Hall of SHAME!
From Kyle321n (Canada) [64 Votes];

Global Trade is a scam organization. Yes. I had heard of this recently as well; Artorius Perim was scammed out of 12.5 GOLD. However, the prices supposedly offered by this organization are far too good to be true. A Q5 House for 25 GOLD from an organization with no visible citizen or confirmations of quality from other citizens? I sold my house to a similar organization the other day; however, I checked to make sure that they were legit first. HOUSE DEALER is a completely legitimate organization with quick and painless transactions for prices better than the market (and no, I didn't get paid for this spot). Bottom line: Some people suck. Like Global Trade.

5) Battle Orders Day 854 - 855 / Jour 854 - 855
From Canadian National Defense (Canada) [54 Votes];

This is weird... The orders have made top five several days in a row now. Something is afoot!
Not really though.

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TIDBIT OF THE DAY:
No seriously, I really want my notebook back...

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