Happy Halloween #4
Jimmy Cincinnati
Issue #100
In case you missed it; parts #1, #2 and #3.
Happy Halloween; Ghost Fu Edition.
Part #4:
The Bear Cavalry corralled the zombies, toward the Coliseum and dropped incendiary, bombs. The smell of burning flesh seemed to attract more zombies.
At the school; I kicked loose an arm that was wedged in the cattle plow and tossed it, so the kids didn't see it.
I took Phil and his family to the airport and avoided hitting zombies, on the way home.
I nailed the door shut, put on the cartoons and started making dinner. Then, I went upstairs, to see if I could get a quickie.
The wife was in our room, with the sister-in-law. It was nice to find two woman in my room; had they not been zombies. Hell, they had already started eating each other.
I couldn't risk letting the zombies get the kids, nor could kill the mom and Aunt in front of the kids. I locked myself in the room and took one for the team.
Meanwhile; Back at NOMOS Labs:
*PilotPhil*
A Mike; did you dissect the zombie.
*Intern*
ALEX! My name is Alex!
*PilotPhil*
Whatever! Did you do it?
*Intern*
Of course!
*PilotPhil*
and? The suspense is killing me. C'mon; you know what I want. Is there a cure for zombification?
*Intern*
and you know what I want; a vending machine in the break room.
PilotPhil and Alex stare intently at one another.
Grab a Pen and Paper. Help us write the People's History.
Comments
Phil; Just get the guy a vending machine! I'm a freaking Zombie, over here!
What?!?!? That isn't in the budget... I will see what I can do... Sigh...
Oh for fucks sake it seems as though half the troopers around here are zombies. I guess the vending machine will have brains and hearts right next to the Cheetos and funyons...
Zombies.... so half of Congress?
I was tempted to draw parallels between them. 😉
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mmmm funions
Sounds like two vending machine was a good idea.
I mean; the vending machine was a good idea.