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Day 2,892, 15:40 • Published in USA USA • by Jimmy Cincinnati

Issue #97



Epicness:

Upon reaching the top #5; the Socialist Freedom Party was able to get the most members into congress.
Combine that with the fact that SFP was the only party with 100% attendance. (After all; you can't represent your constituent, if you don't show up.)
This has made an epic month!

The SFP, Congressional Primaries are underway, Eddie A. will be coordinating a Media Contest and Nothos is throwing a Spooky Film Festival.
Here is the last SFP, Official Paper.



Ghost in the Machine:

I want to serve another congressional term.
My policy hasn't changed. If it does; there isn't a man in my family.
I want an end to the defensive dictatorship. I want accountability and I want a lower tax.

Let's be real; I've been roleplaying serfdom. It doesn't hold my interest and it has become impossible to address any domestic issues.
Unless the people on the forum change their mind, the dictator has the final word and the only word; in some cases. It's time for me to resurrect my eUS forum, account and join their ranks.












Ghost Fu; Uncensore😛

The date was October thirtieth. I was sitting down to some eRepublic and a drink, but I was startled by the sound of screams. I went outside to see if anyone was hurt. What I saw was an injured woman; holding her arm and running from a guy that looked really sick.

The guy turned and started walking toward me. His face was green with a big purple spot on the left. There was blood on his chin and he appeared to be chewing on a piece of the woman. It had to be a prank, but my heart was racing.

I said, "don't come in my yard," which he proceeded to do. I laughed, nervously, as I backed up the stairs.
"THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY," I yelled, "DON'T COME IN HERE!" He didn't stop following me.

At that point; I thought, "This guy ain't going to stop until one of us gets hurt."
I pivoted and hopped into a roundhouse. My heel landed on his chin and there was no doubt that I had broken his jaw. The only problem was; he didn't seem fazed.

To be Continued...








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