Happy Holloween #3:
Jimmy Cincinnati
Issue #99
In case you missed it; here's #1 and #2.
Ghost Fu; Halloween Edition:
The first person that I called was Wooky Jack. He was away on family business, so I called Nick Bergman. He was at work, so I called Pilot Phil.
Then, I turned on the news and waited for the Bear Cavalry to arrive.
The News; already in progress.
*Richard Cranium*
The spokesperson has already denied allegations and says, "The water is safe to drink; you should have 8 glasses per day."
*Richard Cranium*
Over to you, Linda!
*Linda Vanderbooben*
Thanks Dick.
*Linda Vanderbooben*
The Bear Cavalry was mobilized, seconds ago, in an effort to combat the zombie scourge. Temporary shelters are being set up and checkpoints are being established, to control the outbreak.
*Linda Vanderbooben*
The Center for Disease Control recommends that you stay at home, this Halloween.
*Richard Cranium*
That's it for tonight folks. I'm out of here.
*Linda Vanderbooben*
We leave you with the scenes from the Zombie Cam; Brought to you by Smyth and Weston.
Deep in an underground bunker.
Phil and I had brought the zombie specimen to NOMOS Labs and searched through the arsenal. We got a 50 caliber rifle with belt fed ammo. Phil grabbed a 45, pistol and I grabbed an 8 pound hammer.
At the forge; we grabbed a truck with a cattle scoop and welded bars over the windows. We found Kevler wrist guards and gloves.
Now, we were ready to pick up the kids, from school.
To be Continued....
Take a friend of wisdom's hand.
Comments
Endorsed to help cover the cost of running a ma deuce, .50bmg ain't cheap.
You're right; we should have gotten an armored personal carrier. 😉
I was just thinking of stopping power.
Idk, the gas expenses on the APC would probably be equally outrageous. Just toss the M2 on the truck bed and you'll be good to go.
What's in your head?
In your head?
It's not brains.
; )
-1 point for missing obv lyric reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
I got the reference.
I was just trying to throw the zombies off my trail.