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Boredom is always counter-revolutionary

Day 1,113, 17:13 • Published in USA USA

• by Socialist Freedom Org

SFP PRESS NEWS FEED
Day 1113 of New World / Day 2 of Frostydom

"Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always." -- Commander Ramon, legendary Great Leader

News Roundup

cival unrest: "Is it better to go with the flow or Rage Against the Machine?"

Taking the pulse of articles and comments posted in the US press, it seems that -- after having endorsed the Frost/PigInZen ticket prior to the election -- most of the active SFPers are now leaning towards the Resistance. A few have already been placed on the Enemies List.

SFP PP R00fles has maintained his trademark silence.

Long-time SFP windbag and recently returned wanderer PQ, known to have been sympathetic at times to certain indomitable factions of the UIP, has made a few cryptic remarks, but has yet to offer either a condemnation or a message of support to the new regime. We suspect he's waiting for the right opportunity to write an epic-length article deconstructing the whole mishegas.

In the wider milieu of dissident opinion, the eUSA is still reeeling from the after-effects of Cold Hearted Snake and the party formerly known as S.E.E.S. actually agreeing on something.

In order to get a feel for how things are going elsewhere in the underworld of US politics, we tried to reach someone at America's Sixth Party, the NoS 'Dive Bar', to get their opinion on the troubles, but the person on the phone just kept repeating some awful joke ("Why was the chicken happy? Everything was eggcellent.") and then laughing uncontrollably. We suspect alcoholic beverages may have been in play.

Meanwhile, America waits with baited breath to see what actual policies the new administration will implement.

Also, some bourgeois reactionary douchebag (are we allowed to say that? was considering "doofus", but didn't want to get a FP) thought that today (Pearl Harbor Day) would be a swell time to take a poll on forming an official fascist government in the USA. Oy, gevalts. My uncle Morty would not be pleased.

News Roundup and Other Stuff

Calm in the Eye of the Storm: Fresh and Interesting
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Reality Check: the NEW New World, Warmongers United

Free Opinion
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The Reign of the Kitteh...Time to Rage, Nolan's View

Truth is Forever on the Scaffold, Church Times

Hail the Resistance, American Patriot

Free University
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Latest lesson (Philosophy/Epistemology): Pragmatism, Spectacular Times

For srs readers only: Oldies But Goodies
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The Importance of Dissent in Times of Trouble, SFP Press

A Response to the Capitalist Weekly, Spectacular Times

Nationalism in the New World, SFP Press

Universalism in the New World, SFP Press

Comments

Socialist Freedom Org Day 1,113, 17:38

The white rabbit hops at midnight.

Justin McCravok Day 1,113, 17:50

I know you guys want to be mysterious and such, but these articles are so hard to read and understand. I'm not illogical or anything, but the way it's written is just plain boring.

Nonetheless, not a bad writer, just not sure if it's the right style for eRepublik.

Socialist Freedom Org Day 1,113, 18:03

The SFP is too smarty-pants for the average player. Noted. We keep trying to get PQ to take some medication for that, but he claims that it would be against his religion.

rainy sunday Day 1,113, 19:00

Justin, mysterious? psh...not at all. SFP rocks out. LOUD.

Bang on. ♥

Candor Day 1,113, 21:16

Speaking as a member of The NoS Party 'Dive Bar' Governing Committee: No seriously, "Why was the chicken happy?"

"Because everything was eggcellent!"

ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Get it?

Please call back later, were in the middle of a beer-pong game. ~Click.