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President Patanok thanks Janitor George Muppet and the entire Service Employees International Union Local 32BJ for their tireless and endless efforts to keep the White House floors and furniture clean of bird shit.
In appreciation, the President presented to Janitor George from his own pinfeathered pockets– a handful of small change, a lint covered cherry Tootsie Pop, and an expired bus transfer.
As seen in this photo, George could hardly contain his excitement, and was heard to say, “I can hardly contain my excitement.”

Dateline: Tuesday February 7, 2023 (Day 5558 )
Location: White House Press Room

Recommended Reading is a direct extension of the White House Press Report, published bi-weekly as US Government and Official News and The Pony Express.
Here you will find links to the latest editions of every Official US Government publication, as well as articles written by Cabinet members and prominent citizens in their own newspapers.
At the sole discretion of the Editor, interesting articles from the US and even foreign media may be featured here as well.




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When we last saw the Pony Express, Media was being hauled off by the paramedics. Was Media dead on arrival? Has Media been revived? Do enquiring minds want to know?
Tune in Friday– same Bat-time, same Bat-channel– for another edition of the Pony Express.

Shout this, okay..

US Government News Roundup 5558
President Honors Janitor
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2763705



Kickstart the Media. Every keystroke counts.

George Armstrong Custer, Press Corps Staff Writer.


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