Owl's Feed

USA Department of the Interior

Owl's Feed

Starting Tuesday (Day 5,537) we will be initiating a former food program that was last administered under the previous Patanok administration! We will be providing 3k energy to every applicant. This program will be run every day of the week except for Friday as not to conflict with the Food Assistance Program. These programs are open to all eUSA citizens!
So how to get your food?
Simple! Similarly to what has been done with the other programs, all you have to do is to reply to Arrden's shout in the National Feed. Arrden will be the one shouting out and providing the food!

Sincerely,
Currently holds no official position in this administration, but was still forced to write this article,
-Arrden
Comments
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If you don't have a position, you don't have a boss thus I have doubts about you being forced to write this. 🙂
Perhaps "Swayed" might be more accurate. ;😉
Owl sent some thuggish looking men over to my home last night. Told me if I didn't write this Interior article, something bad would happen. Then they started smashing my Celine Dion CD's.
It was bizarre
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Voted!
Well done guys, great initiative !
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its nice to see the government publishing again
I might visit eUSA discord sometime in the future. Is it still in need of the YEET Squirrel?
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More food!
Houses Next?
There are housing programs in political parties and MU's
more foods!!
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Is a Patanok a type of owl????
Yeah, I'm a snowy owl
Arrden's official position is Advisor of the Owl Realm. I just made it up.
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Voted in support of coercion.
you should probably ice that.
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I'm a dolphin.
And as everybody knows, owls are dolphins mortal enemies. As such, I find this program incredibly racist. Regardless of that, I commend the effort.
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I would like to know why the Government doesn't have such a program instead of a personal program that only runs when that person is in office. Seems like a bribe when the President runs such a program out of his own pocket.
Totally a bribe I vote for food! "Who controls the food supply, controls the people.." -- Henry Kissinger.
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More food!
free food? every day?