[ZW] YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE: EMERICK DIES AGAIN, FOUR NATIONS VIRGINIZED
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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Gentlemen, I have a bit of unusual news for you all today. ZA WARUDO's sizable legion of Slowbro editors have brought some hot news from around the world. Some of it is bad, but you better believe that the bulk of what I have here on my desk is going to rock your face like Duke Nukem rocked the Shooter genre.
Emerick, who had killed himself months ago, has done it again. When his corpse was denied burial in Pakistan four months ago, Like A Virgin seized control of his body to complete Emerick's final mission: the virginization of the United States.
And in that mission, Emerick has finally succeeded.
As it turns out, Emerick's stand, Like A Virgin, has the ability to possess those close to its owner. Woxan, the spy who seized control of America through his cunning, was possessed in this manner during his run for the presidency, as was Emerick during his campaign nearly a year ago. Using Like A Virgin's invigorating erectoral prowess, Woxan was erected in a landslide victory, and was then driven to virginize the United States and begin America's evolution past its piggish predicament. Unfortunately, Emerick did not survive this process, but then again, he was already dead.
Now, America has began the process of becoming glorious at long last. After years of tyrannical rule under swine, fagets, and newfag cancer, America suddenly has a chance of reclaiming its former glory. America has joined Franc e, Por tugal, the United Kingdom, Russi a, and Pak istan in the dominion of Dioist nations. Godspeed, bros. Godspeed.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I have just been told that the Brazilian Space Agency has successfully launched Reshev Villanova into space to tune the TIDUS II research satellite. More on this as it develops.
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Who wants to place bets on which nation shall be /v/irginized next?
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>Who wants to place bets on which nation shall be /v/irginized next?
My money's on Brazil, Japan, and Italy.
Japan's changed chief, it's not awesome like it used to be
Maybe Germany will finally accept the truth.
@AgentChieftain
YOUR BET MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL IN THE NEAR FUTURE PAST
BR HAS NEW TECHNOLOGIES AVAILABLE
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>Japan's changed chief, it's not awesome like it used to be
I know, unfortunately, but they're still on The List™.
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"Maybe Germany will finally accept the truth. "
Hopefully Germany will be /v/irginized soon! As an eGerman Dioist, it's something I would love to see!
PRIDE, POWER, PAKISTAN!
Long live glorious Dio!
So cash.
God dies?
This article has too much glory in it.
Please reduce the amount of glorious win in your article immediately :<
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You are the bravest Dionaut I know.
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PAKI POWA.
Emerick doesn't die even when he's killed.
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Hey Emerick
>Hal "Otacon" Emerick
I don't think the other residents of ePakistan come close to getting the glory that is this article....
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