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[WHPR] World War Incoming!

Day 1,980, 15:32 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
White House Press Report – Day 1,980: World War Incoming!

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Dateline: Wednesday, April 22th (Day 1,980)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today’s WHPR
1. World News Update
2. War Report
3. Webcomic of the Day
4. Today's mood music~

World War Coming to a Country Near You
Secretary of Media Paul Proteus

I'm kind of liking this as a recurring bit

Ah, it certainly has been an interesting week. For those of you not up to date, (well first click the link I posted for CoT's response) much of what you're hearing about started when Romania passed an Mutual Protection Pact (MPP) with Serbia. In other words, Romania has defected to TWO's sphere of influence, turning the eWorld upside down. There are implications abroad to contemplate (and as for how it affects CoT as a whole, the article I linked earlier is a pretty good place to start), but we'll get there, first we'll worry about what's going to happen internally. Many of you are aware of the Friendship and Honor Party, a predominantly Romanian party which has been working with the eUS government and her ATO for several months now. Whether or not this will continue or even be affected is uncertain, but the eUS hopes that going forward we can continue to work together, and respect our shared values of both friendship and honor.

As far as the much talked about next world war goes, if this article is to be believed soon it will be affecting more than just our allies, and may be on our shores. So keep your eyes peeled and make sure to follow DoD orders.

So...something like this?

Still, even the most insane, world changing paradigm shifts may come with a silver lining, in this case bringing us closer toto our old ally Croatia. If the world is again to be polarized, this time CoT and TWO, it will be essential to keep our eyes peeled as to where the rest of Eden fall.

For more current news, it's important to remember that we're in the middle of a training war with Indonesia as requested by our new allies in CoT. And yes, losing Papua was part of that plan. Much was made about Vanek's choice not to NE Indonesia, as for explanation, read above, given the global situation having the ability to NE in our pocket is a definite advantage. That's it for today,

E pluribus unum eUSA~

War Report
WHPR Freelance Reporter Hale26

War, War, What is it good for?....White House Press Reports

As I'm sure most of you have heard, eSerbia and eRomania have signed an MPP.

For the average observer, this move may not seem like much. EDEN has been dying for months now, afterall. For eAmerica, however, we interpret this move more as a threat.

To elaborate, eRomania is currently warring with our CoT ally, Bulgaria. By supporting Romania, they're actually fighting against Bulgaria. eSerbia has even went out of their way to fight for Bulgaria in many battles just to activiate the Romanian MPP they signed

Naturally, the eUnited States is very much opposed to this harassment of fellow alliance members. This latest trend of agression TWO has been showing to CoT is unfounded, detrimental and very much undeserved.

On a lighter note though, the Polish MoFA has released an article on foreign affairs, chiefly relating to the RO-SRB MPP. The article states that there will be an invasion of the eUnited States by TWO forces, led by a Romanian Airstrike, eUSA gang-bang.,.etc

As always, eAmerica is not one to stand for TWO bullying. If TWO attacks, they attack. If they don't attack, they don't attack.
We will be ready for a TWO strike if it occurs. Till then though, we are not going to make any rash judgements.

eAmerica- Single and Ready to Mingle.

Web-Comic of the Day

Continuing our exploration of the vast and terrifying internet, today's webcomic we bring to you from Perry Bible Fellowship, as always, enjoy~

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Recommended Reading:

Dept of Education: [DoE] Library of Informative Links
This is the complete and comprehensive list of all resources available to US players.
Dept of Interior: [DoI] Free Stuff for America
Free stuff, fairly self explanatory
WHPR: [WHPR] Civil Service Job Fair
Want a job working in Civil Service? Click here!

Media Around the Net
Some compiled media for your viewing pleasure:

Interesting Reads
-An excellent piece on Unity and Wanky media from Fingerguns
-Interview with Paul Proteus from Duncan Crowe
-Thoughts on Unity from DLS
-Learn about Gold from the DoE

Party Updates
-Fed Party update from Enterawesome
-AMP Media update from Saraht0ga
-USWP Power of Pride from Artela

On the Forums
-CoT and TWO analysis
-New Training Contracts, learn about them here
-A thread on nostalgia
-DoI wants you to donate and stuff

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Kooguy Day 1,980, 15:35


Duncan Crowe
Duncan Crowe Day 1,980, 15:37

Proteus for Poteus!

potato134 Day 1,980, 15:41

I dont like Croatia. no mpp please

Josper23 Day 1,981, 22:55

croatia loves you man 🙂

Hale26 Day 1,980, 15:42

Voted o/

Paul Proteus
Paul Proteus Day 1,980, 15:45


Petey Alazar
Petey Alazar Day 1,980, 15:44

TWO cannot into 'murica. Also, p/h!

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,982, 06:41

LOL TWO is gonna rape USA worse then the way ONE rapped you.

Dogpyle Day 1,980, 15:45

Thanks for the update. Good stuff.

ElvenCRO Day 1,980, 15:45

war? great news 😃

Cubby Day 1,980, 15:50

Good reporting.

LiLo1 Day 1,980, 16:07

untill end we need to go

Norbengo Day 1,980, 16:20

Gangbang eUSA, 2013 edition

vali105 Day 1,981, 00:34

0-17 whats your point? This just proved they dont want Bulgaria as ally. Even tough we all knew that lol

biaxident Day 1,980, 17:57


Bucephalus92 Day 1,980, 18:54

Finally a real war.

Lord TJ
Lord TJ Day 1,980, 22:03

To defile Aaron Sorkin's greatest work calls for nothing less than impeachment. If only the leaders of this digital state had an nth of the intellectual depth of Martin Sheen's Josiah Bartlet!

jadiv Day 1,981, 02:50

"As always, eAmerica is not one to stand for TWO bullying. If TWO attacks, they attack. If they don't attack, they don't attack. We will be ready for a TWO strike if it occurs. Till then though, we are not going to make any rash judgements."

Not make any rash judgements? Your ally has been attacked by TWO! Sounds like American continues to allow itself to be bullied by TWO.

Paul Proteus
Paul Proteus Day 1,981, 03:44

Seems pretty in line with where our allies stand

jadiv Day 1,981, 15:22

ya'll weak as water.

Dan Ristesson
Dan Ristesson Day 1,981, 03:53

Romania isn't in TWO, but i want to congratulate USA, you played your cards well.

The Mike
The Mike Day 1,981, 04:10

Servians fell into the trap \ o /

Optimum capacitatem
Optimum capacitatem Day 1,981, 04:57

Im Serbian in RL, but we like America bcs u have bombarded us in 1999 and u show us real way of true democratic and capitalism x d
joke : P dont report, we are all just a poor civils 😕 in this RL world..
The Second thing i want to tell, is that eSerbia wont attack america in nearly future (sorry for my eng, i forgot a lots of words xd) bcs we are allies of Macedonia/Bulgaria. Serbia can make 10000 MPP with all of us enemies, but that dont make her our enemy. Serbia cant attack USA just like that, they still have problem with 4 eden lands, which teritories are under serbian occupation... sry rly for bad english, im fcking peasant : D

Cody224 Day 1,981, 18:41

Its a little rough around the edges, but perfectly understandable. No need to apologize. I wish I could speak a second language myself.

I do think that a Two invasion of America is still possible though.Poland just turned down an MPP with Bulgaria, and Serbia has been blacklisted by the COT alliance for allying with Romania. Due to their charter rules.

bombonato Day 1,981, 06:09

so be it, threaten no more. the secure peace is to prepare for war.

Chucky Norris
Chucky Norris Day 1,981, 08:26

Thatt might jst bring back some interest in the game!

Roxyem Day 1,981, 12:46

World War Incoming!

for YOU is not NEW news you habit WAR in "eWORLD"

VuXman Day 1,981, 13:44

Ahem ahem do you forget Albania vs Serbia...ahem ahem...On which side is eUSA? 😃

Daan Rares
Daan Rares Day 1,981, 13:45

If this is what you understood ....

Just dusk into your eyes.

KOSOVA Batoa Day 1,981, 14:30

let them come..

Churchill93 Day 1,981, 14:52

If any of our American brothers are willing to lend us a hand, we'd appreciate it!

Trogdorthetroll100 Day 1,981, 15:03

❤ Proteus

Tyrannocopters Day 1,981, 16:13

My foreigner killing tanks are fueled up and ready to go. o7


RCDE 23 Day 1,981, 16:33

that pic with possible ways of incoming attack is a big FAIL!
have you look at north,where Canada is suppose to be?

Alex Brinkman
Alex Brinkman Day 1,981, 16:51

if the WHPR says a WW is coming, end these freaking stupid training wars and have us build up weapons

Trogdorthetroll100 Day 1,981, 17:07

Damn straight

Danny Wdeo
Danny Wdeo Day 1,981, 20:24

We'll fight and we'll win cause Victory is our last name

Danny Wdeo
Danny Wdeo Day 1,981, 20:25

Hey guys can anyone answer me something, Why are we allowing that Indonesian Scum to attack us?

Keffy Palazzo
Keffy Palazzo Day 1,981, 23:56

Training War.

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,982, 06:44

Training war....

Danny Wdeo
Danny Wdeo Day 1,981, 20:26

Can anyone explain to me the cartoon I didn't get it lol

DariusReg Day 1,982, 02:16

Yea, SAME HERE. Ok, war blabla, i get it but then a stupid cartoon to make me dissy geez

Paul Proteus
Paul Proteus Day 1,982, 11:41

The moon equates people to an STD, the Earth says it isn't contagious, then in the last panel there are people on the moon. And eh including cartoons are fun

David North
David North Day 1,982, 05:09

Wow! Lot's of things have changed after a few months of break! I guess I'll stay around for a bit to help fight if there's war coming 😃

Vlada 505
Vlada 505 Day 1,982, 05:17

neka igre počnu, i srpski jezik je zvanični jezik u usa pa ko želi neka prevodi

Marquis Andras
Marquis Andras Day 1,982, 06:43

USA is about to bend down and take it in the ass from TWO.

Skarbrandus Day 1,982, 07:23

Marquis, better put that "e" before USA, or what you have written may be taken as offense. You surely don't want to be bent down by admins, do you?
Also, ePoland's nothing. As soon as they attack, all other countrie's regions under ePolish control will start regional wars, and that country will be wasted from inside-out.

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