[WHPR] World War Incoming!
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Dateline: Wednesday, April 22th (Day 1,980)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR
1. World News Update
2. War Report
3. Webcomic of the Day
4. Today's mood music~
World War Coming to a Country Near You
Secretary of Media Paul Proteus
I'm kind of liking this as a recurring bit
Ah, it certainly has been an interesting week. For those of you not up to date, (well first click the link I posted for CoT's response) much of what you're hearing about started when Romania passed an Mutual Protection Pact (MPP) with Serbia. In other words, Romania has defected to TWO's sphere of influence, turning the eWorld upside down. There are implications abroad to contemplate (and as for how it affects CoT as a whole, the article I linked earlier is a pretty good place to start), but we'll get there, first we'll worry about what's going to happen internally. Many of you are aware of the Friendship and Honor Party, a predominantly Romanian party which has been working with the eUS government and her ATO for several months now. Whether or not this will continue or even be affected is uncertain, but the eUS hopes that going forward we can continue to work together, and respect our shared values of both friendship and honor.
As far as the much talked about next world war goes, if this article is to be believed soon it will be affecting more than just our allies, and may be on our shores. So keep your eyes peeled and make sure to follow DoD orders.
So...something like this?
Still, even the most insane, world changing paradigm shifts may come with a silver lining, in this case bringing us closer toto our old ally Croatia. If the world is again to be polarized, this time CoT and TWO, it will be essential to keep our eyes peeled as to where the rest of Eden fall.
For more current news, it's important to remember that we're in the middle of a training war with Indonesia as requested by our new allies in CoT. And yes, losing Papua was part of that plan. Much was made about Vanek's choice not to NE Indonesia, as for explanation, read above, given the global situation having the ability to NE in our pocket is a definite advantage. That's it for today,
E pluribus unum eUSA~
War Report
WHPR Freelance Reporter Hale26
War, War, What is it good for?....White House Press Reports
As I'm sure most of you have heard, eSerbia and eRomania have signed an MPP.
For the average observer, this move may not seem like much. EDEN has been dying for months now, afterall. For eAmerica, however, we interpret this move more as a threat.
To elaborate, eRomania is currently warring with our CoT ally, Bulgaria. By supporting Romania, they're actually fighting against Bulgaria. eSerbia has even went out of their way to fight for Bulgaria in many battles just to activiate the Romanian MPP they signed
Naturally, the eUnited States is very much opposed to this harassment of fellow alliance members. This latest trend of agression TWO has been showing to CoT is unfounded, detrimental and very much undeserved.
On a lighter note though, the Polish MoFA has released an article on foreign affairs, chiefly relating to the RO-SRB MPP. The article states that there will be an invasion of the eUnited States by TWO forces, led by a Romanian Airstrike, eUSA gang-bang.,.etc
As always, eAmerica is not one to stand for TWO bullying. If TWO attacks, they attack. If they don't attack, they don't attack.
We will be ready for a TWO strike if it occurs. Till then though, we are not going to make any rash judgements.
eAmerica- Single and Ready to Mingle.
Web-Comic of the Day
Continuing our exploration of the vast and terrifying internet, today's webcomic we bring to you from Perry Bible Fellowship, as always, enjoy~
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Comments
Winning!
Proteus for Poteus!
I dont like Croatia. no mpp please
croatia loves you man 🙂
Voted o/
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TWO cannot into 'murica. Also, p/h!
LOL TWO is gonna rape USA worse then the way ONE rapped you.
Thanks for the update. Good stuff.
war? great news 😃
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUOPvtVZwo8
Good reporting.
untill end we need to go
Gangbang eUSA, 2013 edition
Winter is coming : )
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/law/Poland/126264
0-17 whats your point? This just proved they dont want Bulgaria as ally. Even tough we all knew that lol
RAWR
Finally a real war.
To defile Aaron Sorkin's greatest work calls for nothing less than impeachment. If only the leaders of this digital state had an nth of the intellectual depth of Martin Sheen's Josiah Bartlet!
"As always, eAmerica is not one to stand for TWO bullying. If TWO attacks, they attack. If they don't attack, they don't attack. We will be ready for a TWO strike if it occurs. Till then though, we are not going to make any rash judgements."
Not make any rash judgements? Your ally has been attacked by TWO! Sounds like American continues to allow itself to be bullied by TWO.
Seems pretty in line with where our allies stand
ya'll weak as water.
Romania isn't in TWO, but i want to congratulate USA, you played your cards well.
Servians fell into the trap \ o /
Im Serbian in RL, but we like America bcs u have bombarded us in 1999 and u show us real way of true democratic and capitalism x d
joke : P dont report, we are all just a poor civils :/ in this RL world..
The Second thing i want to tell, is that eSerbia wont attack america in nearly future (sorry for my eng, i forgot a lots of words xd) bcs we are allies of Macedonia/Bulgaria. Serbia can make 10000 MPP with all of us enemies, but that dont make her our enemy. Serbia cant attack USA just like that, they still have problem with 4 eden lands, which teritories are under serbian occupation... sry rly for bad english, im fcking peasant : D
Its a little rough around the edges, but perfectly understandable. No need to apologize. I wish I could speak a second language myself.
I do think that a Two invasion of America is still possible though.Poland just turned down an MPP with Bulgaria, and Serbia has been blacklisted by the COT alliance for allying with Romania. Due to their charter rules.
so be it, threaten no more. the secure peace is to prepare for war.
http://www.erepublik.com/es/main/law/Serbia/126281
Thatt might jst bring back some interest in the game!
World War Incoming!
for YOU is not NEW news you habit WAR in "eWORLD"
Ahem ahem do you forget Albania vs Serbia...ahem ahem...On which side is eUSA? 😃
If this is what you understood ....
Just dusk into your eyes.
let them come..
If any of our American brothers are willing to lend us a hand, we'd appreciate it! http://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield/40625
❤ Proteus
My foreigner killing tanks are fueled up and ready to go. o7
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
that pic with possible ways of incoming attack is a big FAIL!
have you look at north,where Canada is suppose to be?
if the WHPR says a WW is coming, end these freaking stupid training wars and have us build up weapons
Damn straight
We'll fight and we'll win cause Victory is our last name
Hey guys can anyone answer me something, Why are we allowing that Indonesian Scum to attack us?
Training War.
Training war....
Can anyone explain to me the cartoon I didn't get it lol
Yea, SAME HERE. Ok, war blabla, i get it but then a stupid cartoon to make me dissy geez
The moon equates people to an STD, the Earth says it isn't contagious, then in the last panel there are people on the moon. And eh including cartoons are fun
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/easytrader-when-trading-becomes-easy-2250348/1/20
Wow! Lot's of things have changed after a few months of break! I guess I'll stay around for a bit to help fight if there's war coming 😃
neka igre počnu, i srpski jezik je zvanični jezik u usa pa ko želi neka prevodi
USA is about to bend down and take it in the ass from TWO.
Marquis, better put that "e" before USA, or what you have written may be taken as offense. You surely don't want to be bent down by admins, do you?
Also, ePoland's nothing. As soon as they attack, all other countrie's regions under ePolish control will start regional wars, and that country will be wasted from inside-out.