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Dateline: Wednesday, April 22th (Day 1,980)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
1. World News Update
2. War Report
3. Webcomic of the Day
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World War Coming to a Country Near You
Secretary of Media Paul Proteus
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Ah, it certainly has been an interesting week. For those of you not up to date, (well first click the link I posted for CoT's response) much of what you're hearing about started when Romania passed an Mutual Protection Pact (MPP) with Serbia. In other words, Romania has defected to TWO's sphere of influence, turning the eWorld upside down. There are implications abroad to contemplate (and as for how it affects CoT as a whole, the article I linked earlier is a pretty good place to start), but we'll get there, first we'll worry about what's going to happen internally. Many of you are aware of the Friendship and Honor Party, a predominantly Romanian party which has been working with the eUS government and her ATO for several months now. Whether or not this will continue or even be affected is uncertain, but the eUS hopes that going forward we can continue to work together, and respect our shared values of both friendship and honor.
As far as the much talked about next world war goes, if this article is to be believed soon it will be affecting more than just our allies, and may be on our shores. So keep your eyes peeled and make sure to follow DoD orders.
So...something like this?
Still, even the most insane, world changing paradigm shifts may come with a silver lining, in this case bringing us closer toto our old ally Croatia. If the world is again to be polarized, this time CoT and TWO, it will be essential to keep our eyes peeled as to where the rest of Eden fall.
For more current news, it's important to remember that we're in the middle of a training war with Indonesia as requested by our new allies in CoT. And yes, losing Papua was part of that plan. Much was made about Vanek's choice not to NE Indonesia, as for explanation, read above, given the global situation having the ability to NE in our pocket is a definite advantage. That's it for today,
E pluribus unum eUSA~
WHPR Freelance Reporter Hale26
War, War, What is it good for?....White House Press Reports
As I'm sure most of you have heard, eSerbia and eRomania have signed an MPP.
For the average observer, this move may not seem like much. EDEN has been dying for months now, afterall. For eAmerica, however, we interpret this move more as a threat.
To elaborate, eRomania is currently warring with our CoT ally, Bulgaria. By supporting Romania, they're actually fighting against Bulgaria. eSerbia has even went out of their way to fight for Bulgaria in many battles just to activiate the Romanian MPP they signed
Naturally, the eUnited States is very much opposed to this harassment of fellow alliance members. This latest trend of agression TWO has been showing to CoT is unfounded, detrimental and very much undeserved.
On a lighter note though, the Polish MoFA has released an article on foreign affairs, chiefly relating to the RO-SRB MPP. The article states that there will be an invasion of the eUnited States by TWO forces, led by a Romanian Airstrike, eUSA gang-bang.,.etc
As always, eAmerica is not one to stand for TWO bullying. If TWO attacks, they attack. If they don't attack, they don't attack.
We will be ready for a TWO strike if it occurs. Till then though, we are not going to make any rash judgements.
eAmerica- Single and Ready to Mingle.
Web-Comic of the Day
Continuing our exploration of the vast and terrifying internet, today's webcomic we bring to you from Perry Bible Fellowship, as always, enjoy~
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Media Around the Net
Some compiled media for your viewing pleasure:
-An excellent piece on Unity and Wanky media from Fingerguns
-Interview with Paul Proteus from Duncan Crowe
-Thoughts on Unity from DLS
-Learn about Gold from the DoE
-Fed Party update from Enterawesome
-AMP Media update from Saraht0ga
-USWP Power of Pride from Artela
On the Forums
-CoT and TWO analysis
-New Training Contracts, learn about them here
-A thread on nostalgia
-DoI wants you to donate and stuff
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