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[WHPR] War Report and More

Day 2,020, 08:55 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
White House Press Report – Day 2,020: War Report and More

War, War Everywhere

Dateline: Saturday, June 1st (Day 2,020)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today’s WHPR
1. War Report
2. Election Update
3. Webcomic of the Day

War Report
War Reporter Hale26

Clearly top sekrit

Alright America, lets look at how 5 days of our war with Servia has went, shall we ?

United States of America Vs. Servia

Following a loss (we can't stay up all night like Serbs) in Aquitaine, eSerbia managed to get into N.Carolina and Georgia with little resistance. We were focused helping Mexico during the N.Carolina NE campaign, so it was less of a campaign and more of a giveaway. Should be noted too that CoT won the Mexican campaign, costing Romania an entire Airstrike.

According to Servia, 1 eAmerican territory we didn't fight for is worth around 450kcc. If they keep this up, it'll cost them more than 23,000,000cc to win all of eAmerica. Have fun Servia o/

Following the win at N.Carolina and attack on Georgia, our bros occupied by Servia set up some RWs. Taking the que, eAmerica set up her own N.Carolina RW after helping CoT defeat the Hun nemesis. End Result of the RW blitz ~ Servia lost 4 territories, including N.Carolina.

At the moment, Serbia has lost 2 more territories, and is loosing both Georgia and Alabama. While this rate of win will be hard to keep up, it's undoubtable that Serbia won't sieging Florida anytime soon.

In short- Servia is dying, TWO is failing, and we're loling pretty hard because of it.

HAIL America ~

Election Updates
Secretary of Media Paul Proteus

In which you elect stuff

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BiiDaM Day 2,020, 09:02


Sei Kaon
Sei Kaon Day 2,020, 09:03

Votova o7
Servia is dying, TWO is failing, and we're loling pretty hard because of it.

klop123 Day 2,020, 09:07


The Mike
The Mike Day 2,020, 10:08

Servia is dying, TWO is failing, and we're loling pretty hard because of it.

I liked this part ^ ^

Duncan Crowe
Duncan Crowe Day 2,020, 10:22


omg_87 Day 2,020, 10:33


Minino. Day 2,020, 10:37


Minino. Day 2,020, 10:39


DevaJr Day 2,020, 12:28

All Hail CoT!!

but dont forget America, you got a big help, even from us :3

Viarizi Day 2,021, 01:31

We still hate Indo!

DevaJr Day 2,021, 01:46

calm down, we still hate you too :3

Hale26 Day 2,021, 11:41

Viarizi is a Portugese PTOer. No need to listen to him :3

Thanks for the support guys. We know how it feels to not have direct war for a looonng time, so we appreciate the damage you put our way.

DevaJr Day 2,021, 12:15

but you wont support us in war that we want so much right? brazil and croatia?

Marcellus Bracara
Marcellus Bracara Day 2,020, 14:16


LiLo1 Day 2,020, 14:59

Serbia wher is ????? and his frend loland

Samo.Desno Day 2,020, 15:00

voted \o

fingerguns Day 2,020, 15:23

>Servia is dying, TWO is failing, and we're loling pretty hard because of it


Viarizi Day 2,021, 01:27

I would love to teach you to use other things than your fingers....

AODEagle Day 2,020, 17:55

voting, and still lolling from the past few days 😛

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins Day 2,020, 23:02

Handguns don't kill people...I kill people.

Viarizi Day 2,021, 01:30

And they woulda get away with it if it wasnt for those meddling kids.....

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 2,021, 05:00

'>Servia is dying, TWO is failing, and we're loling pretty hard because of it


I wouldn't be LoLing to hard...I seem to remember something called 'Gangnam Style', which in the end was a complete failure....

fingerguns Day 2,021, 06:49

LOL There's that patriotism we have come to expect from you

Drew Blood
Drew Blood Day 2,021, 10:15

Yes, I know it is unpatriotic to point out that the same citizens currently in office are -by and large- the same failures who ran that circus....

fingerguns Day 2,021, 18:55

Well I appreciate you recognizing that I am not the only person to blame. Get ready for another month of it. wooo

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