[WHPR] War Report and More
James S. Brady Press Room
War, War Everywhere
Dateline: Saturday, June 1st (Day 2,020)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR
1. War Report
2. Election Update
3. Webcomic of the Day
War Report
War Reporter Hale26
Clearly top sekrit
Alright America, lets look at how 5 days of our war with Servia has went, shall we ?
United States of America Vs. Servia
Following a loss (we can't stay up all night like Serbs) in Aquitaine, eSerbia managed to get into N.Carolina and Georgia with little resistance. We were focused helping Mexico during the N.Carolina NE campaign, so it was less of a campaign and more of a giveaway. Should be noted too that CoT won the Mexican campaign, costing Romania an entire Airstrike.
According to Servia, 1 eAmerican territory we didn't fight for is worth around 450kcc. If they keep this up, it'll cost them more than 23,000,000cc to win all of eAmerica. Have fun Servia o/
Following the win at N.Carolina and attack on Georgia, our bros occupied by Servia set up some RWs. Taking the que, eAmerica set up her own N.Carolina RW after helping CoT defeat the Hun nemesis. End Result of the RW blitz ~ Servia lost 4 territories, including N.Carolina.
At the moment, Serbia has lost 2 more territories, and is loosing both Georgia and Alabama. While this rate of win will be hard to keep up, it's undoubtable that Serbia won't sieging Florida anytime soon.
In short- Servia is dying, TWO is failing, and we're loling pretty hard because of it.
HAIL CoT ~
HAIL America ~
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Secretary of Media Paul Proteus
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Votova o7
Servia is dying, TWO is failing, and we're loling pretty hard because of it.
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Servia is dying, TWO is failing, and we're loling pretty hard because of it.
I liked this part ^ ^
PROTEUS FOR POTEUS
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Miau
Serbia*
All Hail CoT!!
but dont forget America, you got a big help, even from us :3
We still hate Indo!
calm down, we still hate you too :3
Viarizi is a Portugese PTOer. No need to listen to him :3
Thanks for the support guys. We know how it feels to not have direct war for a looonng time, so we appreciate the damage you put our way.
but you wont support us in war that we want so much right? brazil and croatia?
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Serbia wher is ????? and his frend loland
voted \o
>Servia is dying, TWO is failing, and we're loling pretty hard because of it
kkekekekekekeke
I would love to teach you to use other things than your fingers....
voting, and still lolling from the past few days 😛
Handguns don't kill people...I kill people.
And they woulda get away with it if it wasnt for those meddling kids.....
fingerguns
'>Servia is dying, TWO is failing, and we're loling pretty hard because of it
kkekekekekekeke'
I wouldn't be LoLing to hard...I seem to remember something called 'Gangnam Style', which in the end was a complete failure....
LOL There's that patriotism we have come to expect from you
Yes, I know it is unpatriotic to point out that the same citizens currently in office are -by and large- the same failures who ran that circus....
Well I appreciate you recognizing that I am not the only person to blame. Get ready for another month of it. wooo