Join the new world

We should probably start this article with a fanfare or perhaps a flurry of ticker tape. Perhaps a detailed account of the party thrown for us when we were handed this job. I mean we could even tell our dear readers about the wonderful cheesecake the Prime Minister made for us in celebration.


mmm cack

That, however, would be impossible for two reasons. There was no party and the cheesecake is a lie. Added to that I, Karacticus, abhor all this cheesecake nonsense and have taken it upon myself to purge our won...Sorry got carried away.

Basically this article is supposed to be a simple meet and greet for Invalidation and myself. Our intention was to say “hi we’re the new chaps” That being said I was allowed to write the article, so there.

Now in a moment, we’ll give you a little overview of what has been ‘appening over the last few days, tell you about free stuff and maybe give you an idea of what we’ll be up to for the last week or so of this term. Before that I should probably explain how this ministry will now be run.



Trust me Alice, it’ll be fine...

Essentially I will rely on past glories to coast through the next few days and Invalidation will do all the work. I like to think of this as the ultimate partnership. I will be Phileas Fogg to his Passepartout, master and servant. If you have any questions please talk to Invalid before approaching my good self as he will act as a filter, I wouldn’t want any unimportant people talking to me.

I jest...

We know our green and pleasant lands are at present dangerously overloaded with syrup and potato but fear not. I mean obviously Invalid and myself could single handedly rid the lands of these faux Canadians/Irishers but where would the fun in that be? No instead we shall do our best to let them have a chance and at the same time keep you, our wonderful British citizens up to date on what is going on and most importantly we’ll have a bit of fun.

Keep an eye on this paper and your inboxes over the next few days, we may say things.

Now Free stuff



If you’re a citizen of the beloved eUK and haven’t found our way into our glorious forums then let us entice you with the offer of free things. I mean said free things are not exactly provided by the government but hell, we’re happy to bask in the reflected glory of any scheme that makes us look lovely and nice. Added to that the forums are really lovely and friendly and the admins there are just super...

So click here and have a gander at the stickied threads. It’s free stuff so it’d be rude not to.


What you gonna do?

AS we may have eluded to ealier at present this Ministry kinda has no country to manage the home affairs of. However, rest assured dear reader that there is much more to running a country than actually having a country to run!

Here in the Ministry of Home Affairs we’ll be keeping you up to date on all the latest tips the cool kids are using to survive in war torn countries across the eWorld.

We’ll talk to other members of the cabinet and other such folks who like to feel important and after we’ve talked to them we may even write an article about it.

At some point we’ll remember how to have fun and inform you of the steps you’ll need to take in order to join in with said fun.

We may even send out some messages to folks and such like.

What about congress?

One thing you might have noticed is that the all important battles to actually have a congress are coming. Our advise is that you fight for the next couple of days like you've never fought before. Join #MoD on irc.rizon.net every so often and find out if you can get some guns to make the most of your fights, buy a load of food and fight where the MoD paper tells you to.
If all goes well (which it isn't certain to), we might have some nice egos to populate the sensitive area of the national forum with. If that's not worth fighting for, I don't know what is!


Anyway I hope you enjoyed our words of wisdom. You may also have noticed that we managed to write an awful lot about nothing and take at least two minutes of your life away from you.



All the best,

Invalidation unt Karacticus
Munsters of Homey Affairs



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