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Happy December

7 • Day 1,116, 15:28 • Published in USA USA •

Yes, it's that time of year again when Santa Clause rises from the grave to deliver presents to the good and punish the wicked. We celebrate this holiday because.... shut up.... We usually celebrate this holiday by eating Chinese food and killing

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Why Water is Bad

15 • Day 1,111, 11:30 • Published in USA USA •

Water is a terrible substance that we should remove from life because it kills everyday. But first before we get into that lets just start out why people like me can't stand it. First off water is far to wet. Second Its flavorless and bland its like

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Ahhhhhhhhhhh

7 • Day 1,108, 18:06 • Published in USA USA •

Fuck it, I give up. No more new articles from me. You'll only get your daily dosage of Gaylord from the NoS.

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Join the NoS,

8 • Day 1,108, 15:23 • Published in USA USA •

because shut up...



Can I have my title now TBBB?




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Happy Hannukah

2 • Day 1,107, 16:33 • Published in USA USA •

I shall now read from my mini-Torah

Mecca lecca hi mecca hiney ho, I broke my toe I dunno Mechla la la lah lah lah....



That is all...



OH GODDD

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