The Champion Reporter - newspaper of Champinator

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Champ for 17!

3 • Day 1,403, 19:18 • Published in South Africa

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Hey everyone. I'm running for Congress in Limpopo again. This will be my 17th term if I make it. So make sure you vote for me on the 25th. It'll be chill and stuff and full of womenz.

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Champ for PP?

7 • Day 1,388, 16:40 • Published in South Africa

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Political debates and analysis

Too good to be true, right?

False. I'm running for Party President of the Nationalist Union. Our party is hitting the shitter right now and it's time the party took a shot of crystal meth. Activity is dryer than my mom's roast beef

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Champ's 16th!!!!

2 • Day 1,372, 15:53 • Published in South Africa

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Political debates and analysis

Howdy yall. I'm running for Congress in Limpopo under the Nationalist Union. I'll be in Limpopo as always. This will be number 16 for me if I get in. So go vote for me on the 25th! I'll give you cookies and liquor and womenz if you vote for me. 😃

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Champ's Thoughts

6 • Day 1,366, 13:19 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

Hello everyone. I realized recently that the only reason I write articles anymore is for Congress. I blame this on the dead media module, admin, and my laziness. So here is an unprecedented article from me. I'll bullet point some thoughts here:

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Champ for 15 in Limpopo!

5 • Day 1,341, 18:49 • Published in South Africa

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Political debates and analysis

Hey everyone, I, Champinator, am running for Congress again in Limpopo. This will be my 15th time if I make it. If I get in we will do lots of awesome stuff like arguing about various things and voting on stuff. We will