News from Somewhere

Funnies

8 • Day 2,517, 21:48 • Published in USA • Social interactions and entertainment

For this week I would like to share some jokes! I hope you enjoy them 😃

Police officer pulls over a married couple for driving over the speed limit.
“Sir do you know you were driving at 100 mph?” Asks the cop to the driver.
“Officer, I had my

Meet Dietsoylentcola, aka Darcy

26 • Day 2,511, 13:09 • Published in USA • Social interactions and entertainment

dietsoylentcola, aka Darcey

Congratulations to Nfin, the New Army CO

7 • Day 2,501, 23:41 • Published in USA • Social interactions and entertainment

On day 1494 Nfin was officially made CO of Army. A few weeks prior, Nfin had been called upon to run the day to day operations of the Army branch and performed duties comparable to the CO. Nfin served in the Airborne for over a year and made it to

Funnies

16 • Day 2,487, 19:41 • Published in USA • Social interactions and entertainment

Hi everyone! No... I'm not homeless, I'm just friendly.



No words can describe how much I love cleavage that starts at the bellybutton. Just remember to tuck them into your hip pockets so they … read more »

Airborne News

9 • Day 2,483, 10:14 • Published in USA • Social interactions and entertainment

There are a few newsworthy items that I will be covering in this week’s article.

First, I’m sure you all have heard Silencer156 resigned as PCO of 101/2nd. He will be replaced by [