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[POTUS] I love Senry, basically.

8 • Day 3,345, 14:59 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Greetings, Americans! Man, it’s been awhile since I last posted something. It is very unlike me to go so long without publishing an article, but I have been told that I post so frequently … read more »

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[POTUS] Elitist Trash Stuff

12 • Day 3,336, 18:14 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


OMG GUYS I can’t believe I won the Presidency for my second consecutive term! It was a really tough race. I’m just completely overwhelmed that you love me soooo much and … read more »

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[FG4CP] The most important vote you may ever cast.

24 • Day 3,333, 14:59 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Not having an opponent really sucks.

Even when komeko ran last month, relative newb though he was, putting together campaign articles was so much … read more »

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[FG4CP] Much policy. Very cabinet.

28 • Day 3,329, 13:23 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


This is going to be a cabinet and policy hybrid article. Apologies in advance for the lack of ‘fun’ in this article. Too much drunk presidenting last night. … read more »

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[FG4CP] Why am I terrible at clickbait?

28 • Day 3,327, 18:26 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Started as a Dictator, ending as a President. The mechanics change, but, like, I’m still in charge. *flex* The only part of this that really bums me out is … read more »