eUK Home Office News

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[MoHA] Come and Work for Us and the Country.

10 • Day 778, 07:18 • Published in United Kingdom

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A new year, a new Prime Minister and same old me.

Now this month with all the fun and frolics of war going on this Ministry is going to be rather busy looking after … read more »

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[MoHA] Tomorrow will be our Fryday

12 • Day 772, 06:39 • Published in United Kingdom

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Greetings chaps and chappettes tomorrow is a very exciting day for us in our glorious nation. Our Lord and Master King Stephen the First has decreed a day of national celebration.
Tomorrow will be Fryday!

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[MoHA] Not Christmas

9 • Day 762, 12:02 • Published in United Kingdom

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Ho ho no! As I write this article from the MoHA office or the broom cupboard as the PM likes to call it, I am decked in all manner of festive gear. There is none more jolly than I. This, however, is a needless preface to the meat and veg of this

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[MoHA] Good Gravy! The MoHA Lives!

14 • Day 756, 01:15 • Published in United Kingdom

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Apologies for the excessive use of the exclamation mark there dear readers - I felt it necessary to convey my pant wetting excitement. I have some most exciting news...but that can wait for a moment.

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[MoHA] Oh! I Need You.

17 • Day 747, 08:04 • Published in United Kingdom

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Hello there UK - finally I'm your new Minister of Home Affairs. I'd just like to say it's a fantastic honour to be entrusted with this role and I hope I can live up to my brilliant predecessor, Nice Guy Eddie.

Anyway enough of me - I

About my newspaper

[MoHA] Come and Work for Us and the Country.

[MoHA] Tomorrow will be our Fryday

[MoHA] Not Christmas

[MoHA] Good Gravy! The MoHA Lives!

[MoHA] Oh! I Need You.