Drunken Ramblings

About my newspaper

There will only be a new article if I'm good and lit.

I give my word that no article from this paper will be written while sober.

Are you an Elite?

12 • Day 1,169, 08:18 • Published in USA USA

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Before you answer that question, let's look at what elite means.

Elite: the choice or best of anything considered collectively, as of a group or class of persons.

So are you elite? Are you the best of your class? Maybe you want to know how to

All is Revealed

4 • Day 1,165, 18:52 • Published in USA USA

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The Japanese symbol for water or MIZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-great-wave-mizu-for-cp-1658005/1/20

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Smoke on the Water

5 • Day 1,164, 19:41 • Published in USA USA

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Two more clues tonight, both in the same picture.

Does this mean anything to you?

6 • Day 1,163, 21:27 • Published in USA USA

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If you want to know more, keep watching. … read more »

Draft Princefigs for Country President!

21 • Day 1,161, 17:51 • Published in USA USA

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Are you tired of all the elitists ruining this great ecountry?

Well I have good news for you, An exciting new citizen has burst upon the eUS