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naboom (noun) ~ small tree of dry open parts of southern Africa having erect angled branches suggesting candelabra

Lesser spotted volcanoes in eSouth Africa

3 • Day 1,266, 14:30 • Published in South Africa

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Marion Island is one of the most desolate places that eSouth Africa has ever annexed. A secret, no doubt, that other eCountries have missed while they've been vigourously scampering to attain … read more »

eMauritian Warship smashes... wait... they have a warship?

10 • Day 1,254, 16:59 • Published in South Africa

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"eMauritian Warship seizes boat in Indian Ocean" - Reuters, Day 1,253

Warship seizes eBrazilian Biltong and Litchi Smugglers

INDIAN OCEAN - eSouth … read more »

Nailing Down The Staple Gun Registry

9 • Day 1,252, 00:46 • Published in South Africa

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LIMPOPO - The eSouth African government has already spent more than ZAR620 on the controversial staple gun registry, but not everyone is convinced that the binding … read more »

Two Golden Rules for eNvestments

4 • Day 1,247, 13:49 • Published in South Africa

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This article has been recovered after being destroyed in a freak fire accident at the Northern Cape offices of the Ware Naboom in Kimberley. Our apologies for any inconveniences caused.

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PR and the Unbearable Likeness of Being

2 • Day 1,232, 16:34 • Published in South Africa

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Ever notice how public relations varies from party to party? As a journalist you walk into some party headquarters, and before you can say "Fokoff!" a slimy Public … read more »