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dun dun dun THE ZAPHODS ARE IN TOWN

20 • Day 2,060, 08:50 • Published in United Kingdom

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That's right folks, you've heard of the Tonys, the Oscars, the Emmys; well now there is a brand new eUK themed monthly awards honouring our dysfunctional populace. The Zealous Awards … read more »

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CITIZENS OF EUK - STAY VIGILANT!

21 • Day 2,057, 13:39 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

It has been alerted to me by a high- … read more »

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August is Coming..

7 • Day 2,056, 10:53 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

hide the kids m'am … read more »

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[MoHA] A Whole New World

17 • Day 2,025, 03:47 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

Bonjour mes amis, although the “official” results haven’t been released yet, Mr. Woldy built up a healthy lead yesterday so I think it is safe to assume that he has won. Unfortunately for you that means I will be the Home Secretary for this

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