Utter Crazzzzinnnessss w/ the AAP!!!!!!

Day 844, 17:54 • Published in USA USA • by Marcus Patterson

Dear Readers,

Prepare yourselves. This article will not be an intelligent/well-written one. But I hope you like it anyways. Vote, sub, comment, do whatevvvvv.



Things are getting just, INSANE!!! "Insane to the membrane" - Cyprus Hill


*Utter...Craziness....no, anyone..Ok, i tried there*

Here is a brief, very brief overview of what is going on:

1) Max McFarland is all like: "AAP Shall be Mine...mwhahahaha". That crazy wanksta is going to "burn it to the ground" and use it as a way for smaller parties to have a say. What the F?!?!?!?!?! Click hurrrrr 4 the articles.



2) Emerick is all like: "So like fgts, i'm totzzz back right now and i'm gonna start doing shiznat again! So yeah, l'm going to take the AAP and make it Authoritarian and stuff, Going to be LEGEN-wait for it-DARY (How I Met Your Mother reference ftw, on CBS)!!!! Click this little sucka 4 that article.



3) Emmanuel Cruise is all like: "Wait dudez, Aeridius couldn't handle the PP, but I can. I was PP for like 3 terms, I say we give this party a shot. This is no time 4 fun and games Gentlemen!!!" Click this word 4 that articlez.



4) Pizza the Hut, aka Arjay van PTOer is all like: I'm gunz PTO again foolz! Cause i'm a pizza". For his ridiculousness, click this: Marcus Patterson is a Genius. He is a man among boys. We wish we were him.



5) Mr. Woldy, a great propagandist from the eUK, is all like "Mwhahaha, now that I have citizenship, I am going to run for the PP. I shall put all other candidates in Jail while trying to convince the eUS citizens that i have good intentions: Click this interesting symbol for the article: {V}


Evil Mr. Woldy as a British Guard

6) Necrosis, yeah. *Yawn*. Come on dude, your a good guy but you can't be all like "Just do it, cause i'm awesome". That's my gig man. Click this symbol for his article: zzzzzzzz



Personal Reflections:
So, what to make of all of this. Personally, I'm not involved in eUS politics at the moment. I ran as a blocker last election only to realize that i could have sniped if i wanted to. However, i didn't. Because the elections are supposed to be rigged. Wait, what? Yeah, most people think that only intelligent people should be in congress. But then, like, congress won't reflect real life congress, which is consisted of a bunch of morons 😛! True, that's why i support utter chaos....mwhahaha!



Also, on a side note, I am currently debating whether to run for congress or not, and...I am Deputy Ambassador to Venezuela, so "Hola Venezuela, voy a "ser bueno" a sus mujeres y dar a los cigarros a los hombres".

Please remember to Vote, Subscribe, and Comment whether or not you liked this article. It's not longer a choice, if you don't, i will hunt you down, and I, Will, Fight You!!!

Sincerely,
Marcus Patterson