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This Wipe would NEVER happen under a SPAMICAN Government!

22 20 hours ago Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Citizens.

If you have noticed soaring temperatures, and european accents recently DO NOT BE ALARMED.

Yet again we are under a state of wipe, from the cheeky Portuguese who Jamesw annoyed … read more »

He's not the Messiah...

12 Day 2,557, 09:24 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



The Messiah?!

I logged on today to see Dapper claim that BIGANT, notorious scandal mongerer, gerrymanderer and bank robber has been proclaimed MESSIAH by the remnants of his old cronyist party!
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TRS ELECTIONS: PRELIMINARY RESULT

21 Day 2,553, 01:15 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Hello!

Every month on the fifteenth party president elections are held in erepublik.
Last month, in a glorious victory I was elected president of the eUK’s only consistently relevant … read more »

Four Years ago they made me King

43 Day 2,520, 02:17 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Hello all,

Over the past few weeks I have been very quiet, this is because I have moved up north and evil plus net aren't giving me Internet until a week on Wednesday.

As such I shall have to keep … read more »

This Headless Chicken is dead

30 Day 2,500, 05:22 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



A customer enters a pet shop.

Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(The owner does not respond.)

C: 'Ello, Miss?

Owner: What do you mean "miss"?

C: I'm sorry, I have a … read more »