Fear and Loathing...

[UKPP] A Return to the Good Old Days?

Dear all,

Oh it's been a strange few days, eUK. Applebys term was crap, lets face it, he's never been cut out for the CP role. He's too, how do I put this, faggoty. But my God did he … preberi več »

[Mongress] Raising Minimum Wage Cuz Reasons...

Right, listen up Retards. Seeing as Appleby and his failed 'Roman' Theme has pretty much killed all life in the eUK (apart from Dappers miraculous Top 5 entry and … preberi več »

[UKPP] I F*cking Warned You...

Dear UKPP,

As PP of this Party I have but two jobs, as such, to do. One … preberi več »

[UKPP] At War With TUP!

Dear eUK,

TUP Suck, they offer the eUK nothing, they are irrelevant, and if I had my way they would be sent out to pasture, forcibly if needed! We here at the UKPP must stand with Chaz and … preberi več »

[UKPP] Important PP Voting Instructions

My Dudes,

First a quick update, me and my MoD team seem to have been removed from the MoD and Chaz has been promoted to Prime … preberi več »