The yanks are like, so not over me

Day 1,538, 14:05 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mr Woldy


Yanks are like, so not over me

With good reason too. I’m witty, humorous, boyishly good looking and intelligent. You might even say I compensate for the deficiencies in there own character. They have more of a Sarah Jessica Parker thing going; you know, with the attention seeking and the big mouth and the misplaced belief that they might be attractive.

What I’m trying to say is, I’m a great boyfriend. But the USA, well they got some issues.

I only came to realise this after reading some of the crap she’d been spreading about me. But you know I can see why she said what she did. It’s hard breaking up with the most popular guy in high school, and I mean - I am Woldy.


[something ‘random’ and ‘funny’ to make up for poor trolling attempts]


US ain’t over me. I mean like seriously not over me. I tried dating Emerick, but it didn’t work out. Now I’m trying to get things going with Pfeiffer but I got some psycho chick on my heels. I thought she’d moved on but I guess she needs more time away.


[more ‘random’ stuff, this time to do with rainbows despite having denied homosexuality]

Allow me to explain my theory;

Over the past few years, we tried going steady with them for a while. But once you get past the makeup and you get to know them, you start to realise that she has big problems. I mean, serious father issues. Ever wondered what all this brolliance stuff was about? It’s compensation for having a abusive dad.

So like, needless to say I ended it. I didn’t want that kinda weird relationship going on when I had to be practising for my big hand-egg game. Next thing I know, she goes missing for two months, I think, yeh she needs some time to get over me. But when she gets back, she’s talking crap about me to all her friends, making me out to be the bad guy.

But then I realise that she totally isn’t over me. You can tell by the way she describes me. Never before have I seen someone described with such admiration, but I gotta make one thing clear. Emerick, it will never work between us. You got to much emotional baggage, and I don’t want my kids to have a jailhouse mommy.

Fortunately the rest was just pony pictures and whining over what one of my bro’s said, I mean like, it’s not even trolling anymore. She just wants some attention~



Anyway

Back to some more serious business. Firstly, this weeks podcast has been released, in which we talk about poor trolling, CP elections, the new changes and reflect on Kravenn’s term, and round it off with an interview with Invalidation.

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HRH Woldy I,

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