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Brits are like in love with me
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With good reason, too - I mean, I'm hot. I'm like what would happen if Brangelina actually mated. I'm like Zooey DesChanel if Zooey DesChanel was male and also slightly cuter. I'm like that one song - This Is Why I'm Hot - except instead of explaining why I'm so hot, I'm just really really hot.
What I'm trying to say is that I'm attractive. Physically, mentally, emotionally. Not spiritually though, because I'm not gay(much to the UK's chagrin).
Mere words - in text format - bring the UK to their knees, begging for oral penetration. And who can blame them? After all, I am Emerick.
I AM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO WEEZER WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE I LOVE WEEZER.
I also like Ke$ha and mc chris.
UK likes me. Like, UK likes me likes me. Like, UK wants to be my girlfriend and stuff. But I don't want UK to be my girlfriend. Fifer wants UK to be his girlfriend, because Fifer has poor taste; but UK doesn't want to be Fifer's girlfriend. UK wants to be my girlfriend.
INTERMISSION
Now to explain what I'm talking about.
Over the last few articles(actually the last few years, but let's try to be timely here), there's been a lot of hate by British haters. Naturally, the only way to interpret this hate is that the UK, socially awkward as they're known to be, are desperately in love with me. Obviously.
So anyways, I thought I'd come out in the open to tell the UK that, while I have no respect for you in any fashion imaginable - your military and economic policy is derpalicious, you're a constant turncoat, you're a detriment to anyone you ally yourselves with(honestly, Terra started out losing until you left~), you're just about as pig disgusting as your allies, your politics are literally insane - I just can't see myself with you.
So let's end all this flirting in my comments, like Tomazim's comment: "ITT: pretend amerifag dioists (the original pig disgustings)," which is factually incorrect. The US was actually an original ally to the Glorious Empire of Pakistan. Check out the CanAm War. Pakistan was one of the US's two allies there. It wasn't until Dish that we allied with Atlantis, a move that hearty Dioists such as myself worked for years to reverse.
In my last article, Tom put out another good one: "Isn't emerick the guy that got trolled out of erepublik by woldy?"
A laughable comment, to say the least. First of all, I've never seen Woldy say anything that would upset anyone, nothing to be considered "trolling". And to claim that I stopped playing because of this guy, not because this game sucks, is a p silly thing to say.
I'm kind of at a loss as to what he might be referring to, honestly. Unless it's the whole debacle that led to the UK leaving Terra, when they threatened Ireland for months and months, were entirely useless, no one wanted them, and still worshiped a pig . . . then I can comment on that. HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU. You guys have the best foreign policy in history. Need I say anything more? Thank you.
Oh, and danielcox: "He's just bitter he can't get his original newspaper name back". I had no idea what he was talking about at first, but then I just now decided to click on his name and OH GOD HIS PAPER IS NAMED ALL OUT ATTACK OMG TROLLED
You guys are lame.
What I'm trying to say is that I'm attractive. Physically, mentally, emotionally. Not spiritually though, because I'm not gay(much to the UK's chagrin).
Mere words - in text format - bring the UK to their knees, begging for oral penetration. And who can blame them? After all, I am Emerick.
I AM CURRENTLY LISTENING TO WEEZER WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE I LOVE WEEZER.
I also like Ke$ha and mc chris.
UK likes me. Like, UK likes me likes me. Like, UK wants to be my girlfriend and stuff. But I don't want UK to be my girlfriend. Fifer wants UK to be his girlfriend, because Fifer has poor taste; but UK doesn't want to be Fifer's girlfriend. UK wants to be my girlfriend.
INTERMISSION
Now to explain what I'm talking about.
Over the last few articles(actually the last few years, but let's try to be timely here), there's been a lot of hate by British haters. Naturally, the only way to interpret this hate is that the UK, socially awkward as they're known to be, are desperately in love with me. Obviously.
So anyways, I thought I'd come out in the open to tell the UK that, while I have no respect for you in any fashion imaginable - your military and economic policy is derpalicious, you're a constant turncoat, you're a detriment to anyone you ally yourselves with(honestly, Terra started out losing until you left~), you're just about as pig disgusting as your allies, your politics are literally insane - I just can't see myself with you.
So let's end all this flirting in my comments, like Tomazim's comment: "ITT: pretend amerifag dioists (the original pig disgustings)," which is factually incorrect. The US was actually an original ally to the Glorious Empire of Pakistan. Check out the CanAm War. Pakistan was one of the US's two allies there. It wasn't until Dish that we allied with Atlantis, a move that hearty Dioists such as myself worked for years to reverse.
In my last article, Tom put out another good one: "Isn't emerick the guy that got trolled out of erepublik by woldy?"
A laughable comment, to say the least. First of all, I've never seen Woldy say anything that would upset anyone, nothing to be considered "trolling". And to claim that I stopped playing because of this guy, not because this game sucks, is a p silly thing to say.
I'm kind of at a loss as to what he might be referring to, honestly. Unless it's the whole debacle that led to the UK leaving Terra, when they threatened Ireland for months and months, were entirely useless, no one wanted them, and still worshiped a pig . . . then I can comment on that. HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU. You guys have the best foreign policy in history. Need I say anything more? Thank you.
Oh, and danielcox: "He's just bitter he can't get his original newspaper name back". I had no idea what he was talking about at first, but then I just now decided to click on his name and OH GOD HIS PAPER IS NAMED ALL OUT ATTACK OMG TROLLED
You guys are lame.
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"It wasn't until Dish that we allied with Atlantis, a move that hearty Dioists such as myself worked for years to reverse."
So you tried to take the US out of Atlantis/EDEN?!!!?!?! YOU TRAITOR AND PIG DISGUSTING!!1!1!1!!!!1
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>So you tried to take the US out of Atlantis/EDEN?!!!?!?! YOU TRAITOR AND PIG DISGUSTING!!1!1!1!!!!1
Not sure how reversing traitoring is traitoring
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>So you tried to take the US out of Atlantis/EDEN?!!!?!?! YOU TRAITOR AND PIG DISGUSTING!!1!1!1!!!!1
And actually, now that I've thought about it for a minute, we didn't traitor or turncoat on anyone, we simply let the pigs go their way, and brought in bros.
i didnt read
Pigs always go their own way.
Wise words from the man who saved America.
Funny
Well, Zooey Deschannel isn't bad indeed.
ZOMG URE SO AWESOME EMERICK!
The Redcoat says, "Oink, Oink, Oink. Eh mate?"
Alert Glove, he'll need to adjust the Pig-Disgusting / Heathens / Dioist map.
Great UK Great Job you have joined the ranks of Spain and Sweden
this is a somewhat long-winded way of letting us know tomazim trolled you
but thanks for the compliment babe
Lol'd hard because it's true.
Brits are experts on bad food, bad teeth, and bad trolling, so I'm inclined to think Woldy might be right for once.
Coherent.
You don't need to look as far as the UK to find bad trolling Bakerboy
A pleasure to see Emerick @work.
This was a short-winded way of letting us know I successfully trolled you.
Too much ponys, my eyes are bleeding.
You have my votes as long as the quality (UK) stuff keeps coming. Thumbs up!
Btw, I may soon have to propose..
Zooey DesChanel is meh.
Hahahaha.
>Tomazim implying that allying themselves with double spaniards and swedes isn't the most pigdisgusting thing ever.
I AM PAKISTANI
SON OF A BETCH UNITED KINGDOM
BRITAIN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT LACKLUSTER MARKET?
DO YOU WANT WORTHLESS POUND?
BRITAIN IS PIG DISGUSTING
WOLDY IS A MURDERER
FACKING U.K.
>this is a somewhat long-winded way of letting us know tomazim trolled you
Jesus Christ, you're dumb. It's like the Zammuelists all over again.
>Zooey DesChanel is meh.
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We need a new term to describe Britain. Pig disgusting doesn't work. I say sheep disgusting. Sheep is what they prefer uhhh, mate-wise, and even the sheep are disgusted when Brits like Woldy have had their way. The poor animals look around for the nearest sheep shower, and wonder if there's such a thing as a sheep morning after pill.
tgdr
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A Barker sighting!
there is so much hate in this game
Emerick: Keeping the New World Safe for Twelve Year Olds for the Past Four Years
This whole mess was just awful until Barker appeared!
Is it bad if ponies make me horny? In the Brit/Sheep kind a way?
>Emerick: Keeping the New World Safe for Twelve Year Olds for the Past Four Years
Someone has to protect people like Woldy. We should thank Emerick for stepping up to the task.
Newest Free tank/bread/money EVENT!!!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/i-m-back-for-another-free-event--1962084/1/20
lol
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