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The yanks are like, so not over me
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Yanks are like, so not over me
With good reason too. I’m witty, humorous, boyishly good looking and intelligent. You might even say I compensate for the deficiencies in there own character. They have more of a Sarah Jessica Parker thing going; you know, with the attention seeking and the big mouth and the misplaced belief that they might be attractive.
What I’m trying to say is, I’m a great boyfriend. But the USA, well they got some issues.
I only came to realise this after reading some of the crap she’d been spreading about me. But you know I can see why she said what she did. It’s hard breaking up with the most popular guy in high school, and I mean - I am Woldy.
[something ‘random’ and ‘funny’ to make up for poor trolling attempts]
US ain’t over me. I mean like seriously not over me. I tried dating Emerick, but it didn’t work out. Now I’m trying to get things going with Pfeiffer but I got some psycho chick on my heels. I thought she’d moved on but I guess she needs more time away.
[more ‘random’ stuff, this time to do with rainbows despite having denied homosexuality]
Allow me to explain my theory;
Over the past few years, we tried going steady with them for a while. But once you get past the makeup and you get to know them, you start to realise that she has big problems. I mean, serious father issues. Ever wondered what all this brolliance stuff was about? It’s compensation for having a abusive dad.
So like, needless to say I ended it. I didn’t want that kinda weird relationship going on when I had to be practising for my big hand-egg game. Next thing I know, she goes missing for two months, I think, yeh she needs some time to get over me. But when she gets back, she’s talking crap about me to all her friends, making me out to be the bad guy.
But then I realise that she totally isn’t over me. You can tell by the way she describes me. Never before have I seen someone described with such admiration, but I gotta make one thing clear. Emerick, it will never work between us. You got to much emotional baggage, and I don’t want my kids to have a jailhouse mommy.
Fortunately the rest was just pony pictures and whining over what one of my bro’s said, I mean like, it’s not even trolling anymore. She just wants some attention~
Anyway
Back to some more serious business. Firstly, this weeks podcast has been released, in which we talk about poor trolling, CP elections, the new changes and reflect on Kravenn’s term, and round it off with an interview with Invalidation.
The discussion link can be found here, and as always please use it to discuss.
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I am also pleased to announce that the fixtures for Universally Challenged have been released, and can be found here. Questioning will start week beginning 6th of feb.
If you have signed up to play, don’t call us. We’ll call you.
Thanks for Reading,
HRH Woldy I,
OBE, KCVS, MC, HRH.
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Voted my beloved King Woldy the wise !!
The Woldy says, "Oink, oink, pass the crumpets, oink."
Are you comparing me to Napoleon from Orwell's 'Animal Farm'? If so thank you.
Four legs good. Two legs better
The Tail of a Bulldog (eUK) has no business attempting to wag a TimberWolf. (eUSA)
In all seriousness all eNations based upon English should maintain some semblance of common ground; however the time has not yet come for such eUnity apparently.
vvv
HRH Woldy wins.
PIGDISGUSTING DEADCOAT
Emericka did it better bro ;_;
I was going to kill redskins. Then I realized that I should love and tolerate the britfags.
HUGZ.
Oh god he's referring to me as a female how emasculating.
All I'm going to ask is how well ONE is working out for you~
Continuing to renew my faith that we are the superior species
In addition 'All I'm going to ask is how well ONE is working out for you~'
Yeah Woldy, how silly of you not to realize that we wouldn't get wiped a year down the line by joining ONE
>5 countries in like 1 time zone vs like 20 in about 50 times zones
This is rocket science
Must've been why they wiped half the world then
">5 countries in like 1 time zone vs like 20 in about 50 times zones"
Even on a much more UK-specific scale there were howling strategic reasons not to join ONE (to say nothing of yet another cowardly alliance flip), but I'll stop myself now- it's obnoxious to say I told you so.
Text based video games make me angry too
Ron Swanson is my favourite so far
>Invalidation
>male voice
ILLUSION SHATTERED.
I will persevere and fap through it nonetheless.
You know I'll date you any day.
They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. or a complete lack of imagination.
I vote the latter.
How do you vote something down?
2nd sentence: "You might even say I compensate for the deficiencies in there own character."
Two things this article is lacking:
1) Basic grammar
2) Originality
Or should I call it perfectly British?
PIGDISGUSTING DEADCOAT
To think, he comes from the nation where this great language he now mangles so badly was developed. Ah well, as in everything else, we "Yanks" have come along and will save the language from the slovenly abuse it suffers from ill-educated, slope-browed fellows like Woldy.
Too bad we can't do anything about the poor sheep he insists on molesting.
See, they love you, Woldy.
so who else apart from smack is gonna get penetrated by me, AC and TS?
me
"Continuing to renew my faith that we are the superior species"
Faith: Believing something in the absence of evidence.
[see emerick]
you didn't seriously think we'd call you... especially after you cried when we suggested we do that thing that makes us happy but you said that you wouldn't do? I mean, even Spain stooped down for it.
Eat More Chicken...
>Invalidation
>male voice
ILLUSION SHATTERED.
x2
>mfw the obvious "where" troll actually got someone
Well, if rainbows doesn't tickle your fancy there's always pink triangles.
God save the King!
God Save the King!