Definitely Not Satire - newspaper of Zaphod the Kinky Psychopath

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[Z]Cabinet

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Hello and welcome to the final article for the Presidential race! Do not worry though, this isn’t a long article. This is just the announcement of my cabinet! So without further to do, here’s the team.

In the position of Minister of Education

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Zaphod for the UK

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"Wisdom is the daughter of experience" - Leonardo da Vinci

Hey. If you don't know me I'm Zaphod, Scotland congressman for sixteen months, Scotland NHS Director for 2 months and Mayor of Edinburgh for 2 months and currently Minister of Woke, and I

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Running for president

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When Sarah Palin was questioned a few years back about why she thinks she is suitable for the role of president of the United States, she paused for a moment and replie😛
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i still would like to run for congress

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hello everyone, please vote me for congress, i will give 2000cc to everyone who votes for mee
thank you

zaphoid

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i still would like to run for president

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hello everyone, i am running for president on the 5th of february and felt like i should show you my manifesto. this article will not have any pictures or formatting as i believe that these frivilous embellishments distract from my message

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