i still would like to run for president
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by Zaphod the Kinky Psychopath
hello everyone, i am running for president on the 5th of february and felt like i should show you my manifesto. this article will not have any pictures or formatting as i believe that these frivilous embellishments distract from my message
foreign affairs and defense
i am going to be honest, i do not know who we are enemies with or which poxy, 3rd-world country we are bitches to, but i can promise i will maintain the status quo in all its humdrum.
i will invade ireland and reunite the british isles as that is how you won elections in the gold old days
i will make sure we will finance fraguk and all major tanks so that we can win battles. lets be honest most of you are shit and do not deserve our money
i will get to the bottom of what on earth these air battles are and why i cant do any damage
home affairs
ok
economy
spend as much of our treasury as possible so that we can minimise the impact on it being stolen in the future
do good business with good people
do bad business with bad people
personal
who am i? i am a world-renowned politician, journalist and thinker that has been and the foregroung of ereplublik since late 2007. i was a key part in the foundings of both PEACE and PHOENIX, one of the first people to have a q7 weapons factory in the uk and a multiple term minister and war hero. i have neve been president though, and would really like the medal. that is why i am promising to pay 4000GBP to any person who votes for me and provides evidence of this.
thank you
zaphoid
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sensible policies for a sensible britain
wow, a potential CP who is being honest, how can you lose 🙂
Zaphod is being very modest. This man was the main inspiration and driving force behind the legendary eUK MU Royal Army Dental Corps.
A good right wing candidate v's the left of Ash and Apples
Good Luck
I approve
Smooth.
Zaphod is my daddy.
Seems legit.
good luck
good 'nuff.
Apples offered me 2500cc for mine, so you need to up your offer..
Apples is a cheapskate...
Team Zaphod is now offering 4k a vote!
http://prntscr.com/e4clof
You just bought my support!
Clearly the superior candidate of those standing....
Although I suspect hackers from Finland will influence the vote and make sure some extremist fruitcake will win instead...
it happened
saviour
Yeah, I would run for CP but I think maybe go congress first - if I manage election this century!
Got my vote!
I find the lack of stacking one thing on top of another thing since my presidency very disturbing. How can our country become great once more with so many unstacked items cluttering up the place.
Horice 📚
Will you be throwing youe name into the stack of candidates next month? If not then you too are part of the problem....
35 votes at £4000 each is £140,000
It is probably a pure coincidence that the party who put him forth as candidate and voted for him has..... drum roll please.... 35 members.... I suspect the vast majority of UKPP members voted for him without the need for bribes as he was simply the best candidate....