Running for president
Zaphod the Kinky Psychopath
When Sarah Palin was questioned a few years back about why she thinks she is suitable for the role of president of the United States, she paused for a moment and replie
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"Well I am a mother, and a United States Citizen."
So Zaphod why would you make a good CP?
Well young Jimmy, I am infertile and a United Kingdom Citizen. And that is good enough for me.
I'm a proper British Patriot innit.
The past few months has seen experienced, well-trained, sensible men take on the role of president. This has been all well and good (well actually it hasn't but that is for another article) but I feel the eUK is in need of a shape up. A president with little experience, with little time to offer, with little motivation to do a good job. Hell I don't even have any policies yet, nor do I plan to get some either. I figure that since it is so mainstream to break your promises these days there is no point in making any.
My God Zaph! You sound like a terrible candidate!
Well this depends on your conception of a good CP-candidate. If you believe that good candidates should have had plenty of experience doing obligatory half-arsed cabinet roles and are sensible chaps who won't make any rash decisions or anything to rock the boat then yes - I am a terrible candidate. What I can offer instead is fun, creativity and genuine fearlessness. I'm not promising it'll be good or beneficial for the country, but it'd sure be different.
I have 3 more Zap4CP articles to come:
The first is my "manifesto" - there will be no policies as such - just me stating everything that is wrong with the country and previous cp styles as a whole. I call it the "hater gonna hate" article.
The second is a Q and A session: I'd like you all to comment below with as many reasons why I'd be a terrible CP below. I shall address them here.
The third is mon cabinet. You can apply by PMing me but I am very elitistpicky.
Oh and remember folks - Carlini touches kids.
Comrade Zap,
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Comments
I may or may not have copy and pasted an article I wrote 4 years ago. I'm sure it's great though.
Weird how an article that's old is still precise af
But it says there's sequels and you're gonna wanna update those...
Thought provoking as always.
Mentioning Carlini touching kids...yeah this may have been from four years ago as he's now banged up in a Vietnamese jail.
true today as it was back then, Carlini does indeed touch kids.
You have my vote.
Carlini's child touching ended up touching us all, didn't it?
Finally, some good news!
That's a real "I'm at ground level" approach.
v + s
PS Carlini, I seem to have a vague memory somewhere!
one of the 2012 guys ran Legion MU, ex perma-MoF before Huey, rich as fuck...
touched kids