Poor news - newspaper of Cemba

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Minister of Entertainment - The Golf Course

1 • 2,812 jour, 06:17 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer wait for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumes, "What's with these guys? We've been waiting for 15 minutes!"

The pastor says, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's have a word with him."

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Minister of Entertainment - Shoot The Pig

1 • 2,806 jour, 07:35 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling — what should I do?''

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Minister of Entertainment - The hangover

1 • 2,801 jour, 03:11 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A guy wakes up with a horrible hangover after a bender. Can barely open his eyes. Head pounding. Stomach churning.

He looks around, and with some relief realizes that he’s at home, in his bed. There’s a glass of water and two aspirins on his

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Minister of Entertainment in eDenmark - Animal control

4 • 2,787 jour, 17:59 • Published in Germany Germany

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.
So he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Gorilla Removers.” He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he”ll be there in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover

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Minister of Entertainment - Animal control

2 • 2,787 jour, 16:53 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Interactions sociales et divertissement

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.
So he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Gorilla Removers.” He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he”ll be there in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover