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Minister of Entertainment - The Pharmacy

1 • 2,947 jour, 14:40 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,

"I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady

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Minister of Entertainment - A rabbi and a priest

1 • 2,934 jour, 07:37 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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A rabbi and a priest crash into each other at a four-way junction. They both get out of their cars and look at the wreck. They both thank God they are OK, and the priest says, ‘This must be a sign that God wanted us to meet.’ The rabbi says, ‘Yes,

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Minister of Entertainment - On the bus

2 • 2,926 jour, 07:26 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''

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Minister of Entertainment - Halloween

3 • 2,902 jour, 08:00 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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Here are a couple of Halloween jokes for you. I you have some jokes yourself then feel free to post them here.
I wish a scary Halloween to all my readers.

Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just

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Minister of Entertainment - Little Johnny jokes

0 • 2,896 jour, 09:05 • Published in Denmark Denmark

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, … en savoir plus »