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The official Press Room of the United States. Check here, for all official announcements from your government.

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[WHPR] Day 1362 Irish Potato Cannons

18 • Day 1,362, 09:28 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

After four days of battling succubi, slow news days, defective wireless cards and failing hard drives, White House Press Secretary Necros Xiaoban has been rescued by our Dear Leader, President Cerb, and returned to work. Your regularly scheduled … read more »

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[WHPR] Day 1358 The French Are Friends, Not Food

17 • Day 1,358, 23:41 • Published in USA USA • First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik



Dear Sweet America,

Our Great and Glorious Leader, President Cerb has issued a statement:

"Today the allied forces of the Grand Terran Alliance, in conjunction with the Khanate of Eden, … read more »

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[WHPR] Day 1357 War and Diplomacy

31 • Day 1,357, 19:35 • Published in USA USA • First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik



Dear Sweet America,

Today we gained a great victory. Today the resistance forces of the United States of America overcame in Pennsylvania. Today we took back what is rightfully ours from the Poles. … read more »

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[WHPR] Day 1356 A Plan For Our Future

38 • Day 1,356, 09:08 • Published in USA USA • First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik



Dear Sweet America,

A full day has passed since our Glorious Leader, President Cerb, took office and already he has laid out ambitious plans for our future. The Glorious Ray of Sun who Arises From … read more »

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[WHPR] Day 1355 Cerb Administration Invades America

42 • Day 1,355, 12:11 • Published in USA USA • First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik



Dear Sweet America,

Today I, Necros Xiaoban, proudly stand here in the White House as your duly elected President. Wait..... Wait, no, that's not right. *shuffles some notes* Just one second, … read more »